Or – “An Epic Hero’s Journey Through Time, Space & Dimension!”

These days, it’s kind of hard to remember that there were companies other than the Big Two (or Big Four, if you’re so inclined.)  DC’s pedigree goes back to the dawn of comics Golden Age, while Marvel was kinda-sorta there, in spirit.  But in those heady days, hundreds of other companies came and went, with names like Standard, Fawcett, Nedor, Fox Features, Quality, Chesler, Frog and the far-flung Isles of Langerhans!  But publishing is a mug’s game, one that just as often leads to a late night exodus with your $#!+ in the trunk and the creditor’s on your tail, and many of those companies (as well as countless others) have come and gone in the ensuing 7 decades.  Today’s Hero History entrant carries the somewhat dubious honor of outlasting many a publisher, and stretching the length and breadth of the history of comics (and the inner mind.)  Born out of obscurity, eventually rising to slightly-less-obscure obscurity, his name has become synonymous with ‘multi-syllabic placeholder word.’  With hammering fists of justice, and the wind of truth at his back, he never falters from battle, never cowers from combat, never forgets the rule of three!!!  This, then, is your Major Spoilers Hero History of Ulysses Montgomery Bronson, also called Balam-Uss of the lost planet Omicron XII, known to the masses as…  KABLAMMAKUS!

The story of Kablammakus begins in the Golden Age of Comics, not so very long after National Periodical Publications discovered that they were able to sell more comics featuring caped guys than they were conventional two-fisted heroes or cowboys.  From his first appearance, most of what we would come to know as Kablammakus was present:  The trademark arrow gloves, the chest shield, the jaw with which you could cut glass.  The major differences of the Golden Age version of the character were his complete LACK of an origin (or even a real secret identity) and the fact that his name was spelled “Kablammicus.”  Much like Mxytplk begat Mxyzptlk, Kablammicus would proceed Kablammakus and find some minor success in comics, taking the lead feature slot in both “Astounding Tales” and “Punch Comics,” fighting against Nazis and fifth columnists.  One of his most tenacious foes, returning from certain death again and again, was the nefarious Swasti-Klaw!

Like Captain America and Daredevil before him, Kablammicus made his presence felt in the European theatre of war, even though his usual stomping grounds (never referred to as anything but ‘The City’) seemed to be located on the Eastern Seaboard.  While Cap and DD set their sights on Hitler himself, Kablammicus was more crafty, working underground to try and overthrow Nazi-occupied territories while also returning home to the Kablami-Cave every night.  It’s a good thing that sometimes he could fly…  As with most of the Golden Age heroes, Kablammicus exhibited varying power levels over the years, and was able to hoist the Eiffel Tower back to an upright position in one adventure, all the while being susceptible to a blow to the head or a tear gas attack.  He also had words (or, more to the point, fists) for wartime collaborators, even the Marshal of Vichy France!

That’ll teach him to win the Battle of Verdun!  Throughout the Golden Age, Kablammakus went through many changes, not just in the spelling of his name, but in his modus operandi.  Sometimes he was a millionaire playboy in the Batman vein, other times a mystical force for good a la the Spectre, and at least once he was secretly Hollywood star Tom Mix.  (Legend has it that this was merely a mix-up between the unnamed scripter and artist Lou Fine, but in a Hero History, I try to work ‘in-universe.’) Interestingly, many of the big-name creators of the Golden Age seemed to be fans of Kablammicus/ Kablammakus, as often times, his stories would seem to be echoed in other books.  Witness the creation of “Kablamminite,” a strange mineral that gave the K-Man terrible hay fever and swollen limbs in early 1940, his battle with a mad clown known as ‘The Joculator’ in late ’39, and his travels to planet Venus where he met a super-naked young princess named ‘Denise Torres.’  (It was never really explained why the ruler of an alien planet was, seemingly, Puerto Rican.)  This last story was adapted from a pulp character believed to have influenced Kablammakus (named, interestingly enough, ‘Bopinnahedicus’), whose publishing history dates back to the turn of the century. 

A Kablammakus radio serial in the fall of 1945 was not as successful as hoped, due mostly to the casting of a very young Wally Cox as the hero.  The Golden Age Kablammakus gained a small supporting cast, including ace reporter Bobbi Topaz (who worked for radio, newsreel AND newspaper at various points in her career.)  As with most of the rest of the superheroes, the end of the 1940’s led to a sea-change and a loss of influence.  Drawing upon his occasional mystical powers and presence (although, tellingly, Kablammakus rarely did more with his powers than punch), our hero transitioned into the 1950’s by becoming the host of a horror comic.  Telling stories that he claimed came from “The Crypt Of The Tomb Of The Mausoleum Of Doom Of Terror,” Kablammakus managed to headline his ninth consecutive comic book, with his fifth naming variation, lasting into the spring of 1960. 

The Silver Age of Comics dawned circa 1954 or so, and with the emphasis on character and origins of science (SCIENCE!!!), Kablammakus’ more seat-of-the-pants storytelling was pushed to the wayside.  When he returned in 1964, after a several year exile to reprinted backup stories, his adventures took on a new tone.  It was quickly established that Ulysses Montgomery Bronson gained his powers when he was exposed to a rare radioactive isotope of Kablamminite (renamed Kablamminate when the original story was reprinted, reportedly after a sternly worded letter from National Periodical editor Mort Weisinger.)  This energized his cells, and gave him his trademark invulnerable fists and the special ability to find the weak spot in any structure, creature or machine.  De-aged to college, Ulysses balanced the life of a fab hero with his secret identity of loveable schmuck, trying (and failing to woo the lovely Bobbie Topaz.)  A highlight of these years came with his first crossover appearance (as the Golden Age Kablammicus never met any other super-types.) 

When a giant ape began rampaging through The( still-unnamed) City, President Lyndon Johnson called together Kablammakus, The Amazing Axlotl and the other-dimensional Technaut as The Multitude of Super-Peoples!  The MSP bickered endlessly, in a very Silver Age fashion, but were always able to combine the K-Man’s strength, the Technaut’s analytical prowess and Axlotl’s agility/mediation into an unstoppable force.  (One apocryphal tale tells the origin with a character called The Shape-Lifter in place of Kablammakus, though only three or four stories exist with the this “Original Team.”)  The MSP grew by leaps and bounds, gaining members throughout the late 60’s, and such stalwarts as The Meteor-Attractor Lad, Spam Boy, Lad Lass, and the Philosophical Father Zero joined the ranks.  Eventually, the team spun off into their own adventures without the founding members, and are currently on their thirteenth rebooted universe.

The 1970’s were a tumultuous time for Kablammakus, as he literally awoke one morning to find himself trapped in a strange world called “The Mindfield.”  Though much of what he knew of the world was still true, Kablammakus found himself as the only superhero of a strange, barren America full of gas crises, lusting in hearts and a general ennui.  Worst of all, thanks to the return of a one-time Silver Age villain called ‘The Bludgeon’, he found his powers racing out of control due to an overdose of Kablamminate.

“Cosmiblammikus” embarked on a months long adventures, an odyssey he called the “Journey To The Center Of The Soul,” during which Bludgeon established himself as not only K-Man’s most persistent foe, but his own karmic duplicate from a dark-matter universe!  Kablammikus was finally able to wrestle his dark self under control, absorbing him into his own powers, and using their combined energies to stabilize Bludgeon’s dark-matter homeworld (revealed to be The Mindfield itself) and return home.  Kablammakus comic book adventures stopped around 1977, as his publishing company went out of business, and began selling the rights to their characters for adaptation in an attempt to raise capital.  Kablammakus was shopped around to many publishers, eventually being picked up by the publisher of Golgo 13 for adaptation into a Japanese manga.  Since Kablammakus would be damn-near-impossible to render in Japanese (Ka-Bu-Ra-Ma-Ka-Su?), the publisher dubbed our hero “Efficacious Soldier, Punch-Man K!”

I believe that his translated dialogue there says, “Oh NO!  Nikki is in love with GODZILLAAAA!”  Or, perhaps not.  Punch-Man K proved to be ridiculously popular in Japan, as well as in Finland, and the resulting notoriety brought the character to the forefront of a new decade.  In 1980, the character crossed over into live-action Japanese television with a Super Sentai series entitled “Punch-Man K: Battle Century,” which proved to be a cultural phenomenon in Japan.  The series was dubbed into English in 1981, but proved a bust in America with its rubbery monsters, and ironically the five-man team of heroes was percieved as a knock-off of ‘Battle Of The Planets.’  The irony there should be obvious, and the early-90’s success of Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers proved that, again, Kablammakus was merely ahead of his time.  As for the manga version of our hero, Punch-Man K is still running in Japan, and Adult Swim has made rumblings of translating ‘Punch-Man K: Dengekitai’ for it’s anime block.  Bolstered by the additional international funding, Kablammakus made a return to comics in 1984, hitting the tail end of the black-and-white boom that spawned the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and… Um…  Well, that’s pretty much it.

The mid-80’s revival really quantified the hero into the form we know him today, emphasizing some of the more cartoony aspects of the character, but playing him completely straight, as Ulysses Bronson left college behind and found a career as a freelance photographer for an underground radical newspaper.  But the late 80’s brought the biggest changes for Kablammakus, as the post-Batman comic boom sent movie producers scrambling for properties to adapt.  Kablammakus boasted the directing prowess of Jim Abrahams, who threw his net wide for just the right actor to play the stalwart two-fisted hero.  Names like Val Kilmer, Ron Silver and Gern Blanston were bandied about, but the role eventually went to Adolfo Quinones, fresh off the success of Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo.

Kablammakus: The Motion Picture also played with our hero’s backstory, changing his origin so that the kablammanate stones didn’t GIVE him his powers, but instead triggered his own inherent alien powers.  The movie has Kablammakus discovering that he was actually Balam-Uss, who was rocketed to Earth from the planet Omicron XII, sent by his father Lexx-Uss to escape a plague of exploding squirrels.  (This film also finally nailed down the location of ‘The City’ as Kankakee, Illinois, for some reason.)  This revelation led our hero on a new cycle of outer-space adventure in his comic series, and a series of clashes with The Bludgeon that led to the infamous “Crisis Of Infinite Crises Crisis.”  The entire Multitude of Super-People returned. as well as reuniting Kablammakus with Technaut and Axlotl in a new team called “The Critical Hitters,” debuting the new characters of Deadpan, Wrong-way and The Silence.  In the final battle for the fate of the universe, Kablammakus strikes the decisive blow to save the entire MULTIVERSE!

By 1992, though, the bloom was off the comics rose again for both sales and critical success, and Kablammakus was no exception.  In an attempt to raise the profile of the character, the book was relaunched with a new number one, written and drawn by Rob Liefeld’s third cousin Tippy.  Tippy Liefeld reimagined Kablammakus as “BLAMIKUS!” (always spelled with the exclamation point) and launched the book with seven alternate covers, including an embossed version, a titanium-and-mercury-logo edition (recalled for safety reasons after a poisoning incident) and a completely red “None More Scarlet” cover with no identifying information anywhere on the issue.  (An old industry rumor was that many comic shops mistook the issue for a box liner and discarded it as trash.)

Even with a #0 issue that previewed all the best parts, BLAMIKUS! petered out after 3 issues, each released six to ten months apart.  Despite a return of the Bludgeon, the MSP, The Critical Hitters, and acres of exposed female flesh (although some of it seemed simply to be miscolored), BLAMAKUS! is today mostly remembered for the transformation of Bobbi Topaz into a superhuman counterpart for the hero, due to his radioactive saliva entering her system during a particularly vigorous makeout session.  (It was just as good as it sounds.)  Her name changed several times during the production of the 3 issues, as the original issue #0 sketchpad codename “Funbags” was rounded criticized by everyone, even before the first issue went to press.  Her name was alternately given as Strike, Strafe and in one particularly unfortunately panel, Delores.  That, of course, was quickly pulled from circulation, but the name ‘Smite’ appeared most often and has stuck in Kablammakus canon.

A quick return to a more traditional take on the character was launched, with an accompanying relaunch of Punch Comics as a second monthly companion title.  Kablammakus rogue’s gallery has returned as well, with The Bludgeon, Swasti-Klaw, Captain Bitey, Doctor Feedback, Electrojet and more getting facelifts for the 21st Century.  A new cartoon series launched in 2009, as well, retelling stories from the 70 year history of Kablammakus with a new twist, balancing continuity and fun.  “Kablammakus: The Punched and The In-Need-Of-Punching” is an internet sensation, and a third season will debut on Saturday morning this fall.  Throughout the years, though, the underlying awesome of a guy punching the daylights out of evil remains the same…

Seriously, what else is there to say?

**If you’ve enjoyed this Hero History, you might want to ‘Read All About It’ at your Local Major Spoilers! You can just click “Hero History” in the “Columns” section on the main page, and read about a hundred or so other guys and gals who are likewise awesome as heck. The adventures of Kablammakus appear entirely in the heads of the Major Spoilers podcast team and the incredibly brilliant and talented Thomas Perkins, who graciously created all the Kablammakus images in this history.  If you want more Kablammakus, you can head on over to the Major Spoilers store where you can rep Efficacious Warrior Punch-Man K in style with our super-spiffy new Kablammakus hero shirt!  Anybody can go buy one of those shirts with the funny looking bat on them that look like teeth, but to wear Kablammakus means that you’re comfortable with your obscure awesome, and you can tell people that YOU READ THE ORIGINAL ISSUES!  (Onlookers don’t have to know that they were only released on Earth-Q.)

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The Author

Matthew Peterson

Matthew Peterson

Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture!

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  1. Gibralter
    August 1, 2011 at 1:16 am — Reply

    Best Hero History Ever…Ever!

    • J_Michael_T
      August 1, 2011 at 7:57 am — Reply

      What he said!

  2. hectorbustnuts
    August 1, 2011 at 1:17 am — Reply

    Too. Fucking. Awesome.

  3. August 1, 2011 at 2:09 am — Reply

    I can’t believe you forgot Punctual Comics’ whole U.K. run of Fisticuffs. I mean, they didn’t have the rights, but it was clear that that Vicar Fisto was supposed to be Kablammikus. AND! Greg Von Busnail, the co-inker on the second issue of Blammikus has gone on record as saying he considers them canonical.

    So there.

    • Galactoss
      August 1, 2011 at 4:09 am — Reply

      Yeah, but with a major cultural icon like KABLAMMAKUS it’s hard to mention everything, isn’t it? There’s no mention of the moral panic that his short-lived slogan “The K stands for PUNCHING!” would ruin kid’s spelling prowess either. Other than that the article is the very definition of comprehensive. Great job Matthew and super-researcher Thomas!

      (As a general aside, not to condone comics piracy, but I have seen low-res scans of Crypt Of The Tomb #27 online and you would not believe how weird that door is).

      • Nordberg
        August 1, 2011 at 6:47 am — Reply

        RE: “(As a general aside, not to condone comics piracy, but I have seen low-res scans of Crypt Of The Tomb #27 online and you would not believe how weird that door is).”

        Dude: You just made my freakin’ day with that one.

    • August 1, 2011 at 7:54 am — Reply

      I can’t believe you forgot Punctual Comics’ whole U.K. run of Fisticuffs.

      Yeah, I argued about that one for a while… My decision ended up being made two points:

      First, that Busnail considers EVERYTHING canonical (he has also said that it’s possible to rectify the continuity of Punch-Man K as simultaneously occurring in Dimension 7, which is clearly not the case based on Punch Comics #300 in ’87, wherein Punchy and Kablammakus team up across the Parallel Realities.)

      Secondly, I have yet to actually SEE any of the Fisticuffs issues in the United States. I was able to find the rare “Fists Of Blam” black-and-white book, but those keep eluding me.

      • August 1, 2011 at 11:49 am — Reply

        I shall have to send you my duplicate set of the “Fists of Blam” That was during my serious collector phase and got double copies of the entire run. They are AWESOME!

    • August 1, 2011 at 11:52 am — Reply

      Well said Rodrigo! I will say I was sad that the evil Eastern Bloc clone of Fisticuff, “Hammer and Sickle”, never reappeared in the Kablammakus tales. He was a great villain!

  4. Marty
    August 1, 2011 at 7:34 am — Reply

    this isn’t really serious, is it?

    • August 1, 2011 at 7:57 am — Reply

      this isn’t really serious, is it?

      Serious? Well, comic books as an art form are often discounted as ‘kid’s stuff,’ but I’d say that the creators of Kablammakus where serious over the years when they made the works. A lot of the early stories had a tongue-in-cheek vibe, and Crypt of The Tomb often had comical tales in it (like the one where the guy got caught with his finger in the pickle slicer, and then they both got fired) but overall, I think that they managed to create a plausible reality.

      And, Quinones really nailed it.

  5. J_Michael_T
    August 1, 2011 at 7:58 am — Reply

    “Lad Lass”. Awesome.

    • August 1, 2011 at 8:48 am — Reply

      She had the ability to channel all the powers of a lad. You kinda had to be there…

      • J Michael T
        August 1, 2011 at 12:17 pm — Reply

        I have always felt that the character “Boy Girl” was mistreated by the series’ writers. I didn’t think it made sense that membership to the MSP would be denied just because a character duplicated the powers of an existing member of the MSP. What’s the saying… “two in one hand is better than one in the bush!”. And then to be relegated to the T-MSP (“Teen Multitude of Super-Peoples”) further eroded the value of what could have been a good character. Her lame death in the Critical Hits x-over (SPOILER ALERT… Boy Girl channels the power of a silly teenaged boy and falls out a window on Thonee’s Airship) had me quit reading the series for a while…

  6. August 1, 2011 at 12:16 pm — Reply

    I always loved ElectroJet as a villain, but his 2 issue limited series from 1986 (?) was really pretty cool. In ElectroJet: Sky is the Limit, the character was re-introduced as a semi-reformed bad guy. It expanded EJs origin from a somewhat generic armored villain to an anti-hero who took on rogue elements of the military industrial complex who killed his wife and destroyed his life. The Big K appeared in a few tense scenes in the second issue, and the mini was also notable for introducing C-List hero and occasional Kabblamakus cameo fodder, The Sketch. Ultimately EJ would once again be relegated to villain status in the regular Kabblamakus title, but this miniseries would be a high point in that character’s history.

    • August 1, 2011 at 4:56 pm — Reply

      Kudos to you Bruce! I never felt that the ElectroJet miniseries got the love it so richly deserved. As to your estimate of the date, you are very close, it was actually 1985. Well done you, nonetheless.

      • August 1, 2011 at 6:39 pm — Reply

        I loved the character design for The Sketch, too. He looked like a unfinished pencil rough.

        Wearing pants.

        Which is awesome. The Kablammakus/Sketch story in Punch Comics circa that same time (“Panic In My Pants”) is an underrated gem of the series, with art by the sublime Joey Charizard.

        • August 1, 2011 at 6:51 pm — Reply

          The “Panic In My Pants” issue was a classic! They tried to ape it in the Fisticuffs series to lesser success…. “The Sinister Sox Lurk Below!” …Made me shake my head…..

  7. TorontoFrog
    August 1, 2011 at 3:51 pm — Reply

    This is simply the best hero history. And more awesome is reading the nerd sarcasm in the comments! As someone famous once (or twice) said: ”And I like it!”

    And big kudos to Thomas Perkins for the awesome art!

  8. August 1, 2011 at 4:33 pm — Reply

    Wow. Just….wow.

    Great stuff.

  9. Oldcomicfan
    August 1, 2011 at 6:36 pm — Reply

    Okay, now I know you’re pulling out legs, because I’ve been reading comic books for longer than I care to remember. Back when most of those defunct publishers you’ve mentioned were still in business, and back when comics like Little Lulu and Mickey Mouse often crowded the super hero comics of the shelf at the grocery store. And, following the advent of the comic book shop, I’ve dug through more back issue bins that I care to remember. It was a very good try, though. Why didn’t you spring this on us on the first of April. Your artist did a very good job with all the fakes of “Kablammicus” through the ages.

    • August 1, 2011 at 6:43 pm — Reply

      Okay, now I know you’re pulling out legs, because I’ve been reading comic books for longer than I care to remember.

      And yet, this is the third or fourth time in recent memory that you’ve asked if I’m just making stuff up… Remember the story of the boy who cried ‘wolf.’ ;)

    • August 1, 2011 at 7:15 pm — Reply

      I’m calling it, 6:36 PM

      • J Michael T
        August 1, 2011 at 7:21 pm — Reply

        Thanks for playing! Enjoy the ride home.

  10. Oldcomicfan
    August 1, 2011 at 8:48 pm — Reply

    Let’s put it this way – I’ve been reading comics since Stan Lee was young and Walt Disney was still alive! The previous times I asked if you were making stuff up I was just being a smart @$$, and trying to express my disbelief that some of that old stuff ever got published since the stories or art were often of a type that it’s difficult to believe that any publisher would have spent the time and money to print the things. But, hey, I remember the days when you could buy rolls of toilet paper printed with Three Dollar Bills containing Nixon’s portrait on them. It’s not just old comics that sometimes stretch credibility, either. I mean, really – “Flaming Carrot” and “Too Much Coffee Man” comics??? This time, though, I know better because in four decades of reading comics, comic compilations, and histories of comics, I’ve never heard of or seen any references to “Kablammicus” anywhere other than at Major Spoilers. Also, though your artist successfully imitated the art styles of the various periods – nice job there, by the way, he wasn’t able to duplicate the obsolete printing methods of the old comics.

    Please Keep up the good work, guys. Love the website and the podcasts! Since I am stranded in a town with no comic book shops, I usually only find out about anything good when you folks mention it, and then I try to get it from Amazon. By the way, does Major Spoilers have a physical address where we can send you money? Since I am an old guy, I don’t do PayPal.

    Hey, is that a wolf? YIPE!!!!

  11. Kirby
    August 1, 2011 at 10:46 pm — Reply

    Can we get a Kablammakus t-shirt? Awesome entry.

  12. Stefanie
    August 3, 2011 at 4:08 am — Reply

    I have to ask even though I know I’ll come off as a dope, but what is this? Is KABLAMMAKUS a big spoof of something, or is there a ginormous in-joke I’m just not getting. I’m very confused.

    • Stefanie
      August 3, 2011 at 4:14 am — Reply

      “The adventures of Kablammakus appear entirely in the heads of the Major Spoilers podcast team and the incredibly brilliant and talented Thomas Perkins”

      Of course the lesson here is I should finish the whole entry before asking a question. I knew I was going to look like a dope and I was right.


  13. Noobian74
    August 4, 2011 at 8:44 am — Reply

    Wow! This Retro Review was…
    Wait, did you just quote the first line of the Supergran theme song?

  14. Noobian74
    August 4, 2011 at 10:22 am — Reply

    Sadly, not enough has been said about The Silence. Quiet is kept, that was one of the best heroes to grace the pages of comics.

    • August 4, 2011 at 5:00 pm — Reply

      The Silence was always a great companion in adventure for Kablammakus. There were those 3 miniseries back in the late ’80’s and early ’90’s…. but it is true… he was never really given his proper due. I did hear rumblings that they were looking to reboot the character in the upcoming EFPM-K (Efficacious Soldier, Punch-Man K!) anime, but we shall see.

      • Noobian74
        August 5, 2011 at 9:08 am — Reply

        Oh, MAN! I remember how mad I was when I had to hunt down the last issue of the first miniseries, but when I read “Silence is Golden,” it was worth it.

        As far as that third miniseries, “The Silence: Hush Little Baby?” I’m still on the fence about it. Good storyline, but theTippy Liefeld art threw everything off. How does that guy keep getting work?

        • August 11, 2011 at 12:23 pm — Reply

          Nepotism…. and a little bit of arcane knowledge….. I think…..

  15. xrayguy
    August 14, 2011 at 9:49 pm — Reply

    Thank you for the “far flung Isles of Langerhans”-I was challenging my brother about FST quotes just this week. (“What does the electric pushover do? Makes the steam powered one obsolete”)

  16. xrayguy
    August 14, 2011 at 9:58 pm — Reply

    ….and Delores, thanks for the MP nod. I use that line and people just stare at me.

  17. Don
    October 13, 2011 at 8:01 pm — Reply

    Interesting bit of trivia- in Scotland there was a character like this known as Hootmacrivens but he never wore a cape!

    • June 5, 2012 at 2:28 am — Reply

      Ahhhhh…. the Mighty Hootmacrivens! That was good reading!

  18. Josh Harris
    September 13, 2012 at 7:08 pm — Reply

    This seriously needs to be made into web comic or some iteration of a strip or actual book. I will be the first one to sign up for the feed, or buy the book.

    This has hands down been the best thing I’ve read on this website and I have been going through just about every single page of Major Spoilers in the past few months. You hook me with the D&D podcast, I get back into D&D, I start reading comic reviews, I get sucked back into buying comics again. That leads me into hero history to find obscure and different characters, then I find Kablammakus.

    I always wondered what Matthew was always talking about, and this was truly a gem. Keep up the great work guys,

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