If you thought companies like Vivid were content with only producing parody porn films around the superhero genre, guess again.  Vivid announced Axel Braun wrapped production of Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody this week and we can expect to see them in fine stores everywhere this fall.

Allie Haze plays Princess Leia, Seth Gamble as Luke Skywalker, and Rocco Reed plays Han Solo.  If you had any doubt who Vivid would cast as Darth Vader, you obviously haven’t been reading this site for long, as we told you months ago that Lexington Steele would play the dark lord of the Sith.

“This film is a spoof and not mean-spirited,” Braun added. “From the stars to the extras, everyone knew they were involved in something special and worked hard to make sure this was done absolutely right. The result is simply astonishing. This was by far the most expensive, elaborate and complicated production I’ve ever been involved in. We had illness, unforgiving locations, last minute cast changes, temperamental costumes, finicky props, hair and makeup drama, and some of the most difficult-to-capture sex scenes ever conceived, but we did it, and the result is a true epic that I believe people are going to be talking about for years to come.”

Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody hits stores in September.

via Vivid Entertainment

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Jack Trigger

Jack Trigger

Jack Trigger loves comics, and has for the last 10 years. His favorite books included Fables, Amazing Spider-Man, X-Men, Wonder Woman, and the Secret Six. Currently, Jack attends San Fernando Valley Community College, where he is studying film making.

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11 Comments

  1. hermit
    June 14, 2011 at 9:18 am — Reply

    knowing how George Lucas does things, this one will get sued.

  2. chillidawg72
    June 14, 2011 at 10:42 am — Reply

    Also, there’s only one girl in star wars of any significance. Too many light-sabers for my tastes.

    • Alisha Mynx
      June 14, 2011 at 10:55 am — Reply

      Most people might only remember Leia offhand, but there was the Twi’lek dancer in Jabba’s Palace (the one he dumped into the Rancor pit) as well as a few more dancers in the Special Edition, a couple women in the cantina scene (looked like one was smoking from a hookah) and a few others in the original trilogy. And considering Twi’leks are slaves in SW lore, and used for, uh, “naughty” things…

      Sorry, I got distracted thinking of alien women doing naughty things. What was my point?

      • chillidawg72
        June 14, 2011 at 2:22 pm — Reply

        Not major characters though. Plus, I always thought the idea of tentacles on their heads to be kind of gross. Now, if they were to do a Gothem City Sirens one, I might be interested.

        • Alisha Mynx
          June 14, 2011 at 4:51 pm — Reply

          I see your point, and I’ve never seen one of these parodies before but I always guessed something like this would probably utilize lesser characters (such as Twi’leks) to cater to any fans who might be into that.

          Also, ditto on the Gotham City Sirens.

  3. Seneca
    June 14, 2011 at 11:06 am — Reply

    I don’t get why majorspoilers has to advertise for every porn parody that comes off the cutting room floor. I really don’t care about mixing porn with comics/sci-fi. Get your chocolate out of my peanut butter.

    • June 14, 2011 at 12:44 pm — Reply

      Hi Seneca! While you may not like the combo of chocolate and peanut butter, there are many out there who DO love chocolate and peanut butter… mmmmmm chocolaty-peanut-buttery goodness in every bite.

      Where was I? Oh… Since I cover most of the adult stuff on the site, I make sure I don’t cover it all – as I’m not sure the readers care about House XXX: The Porn Parody. Instead, with the huge amount of sexual fiction surrounding pop culture characters (slash fiction), and the sexualized nature of a lot of the art in comics (Greg Land is calling me right now wanting to know who is the hot porn star of the moment so he can trace her for the next cover), there is an interest out there.

      Maybe not for you, maybe not for your friends, but for that lonely guy sitting in the basement of his parents house, hoping and praying that someday he’ll get to see Princess Leia getting it on with Han Solo, we present the information for him… or her…

      PEANUT BUTTER AND CHOCOLATE!

      • June 14, 2011 at 12:52 pm — Reply

        Hello Seneca, thanks for the input, but as Jack pointed out, there appears to be a large portion of the Major Spoilers readership who do enjoy reading (or at least getting a laugh out of) what the pron industry is doing with these pop culture properties.

        Perhaps you are one that doesn’t like seeing this stuff in your edition of the Major Spoilers website. For that reason, you may want to put this address as your new homepage for Major Spoilers (you have set your default launch page to Major Spoilers, right?):

        http://www.majorspoilers.com/?cat=-29224

        This address will remove all articles having the Adult Film tag in them. That won’t prevent every instance of adult themed stories from showing up (i.e. The Most Popular Posts will stills how the link to those stories), but if you, or your boss, or your work boss, do not like seeing these articles, that is the link to go to. You still have the same great Major Spoilers experience, except you won’t see the Adult Film category – all of which are always Safe For Work articles and images.

        Hope that helps!

        Cheers
        Stephen Schleicher
        Executive Producer

        • seneca
          June 14, 2011 at 5:31 pm — Reply

          Thanks for the reply, I don’t like to see them for the reasons you listed and that my 8-year old uses my computer to play kiddie games. Thanks for the secondary address.

  4. June 14, 2011 at 7:36 pm — Reply

    Wait… Chewbacca’s not a girl?

    • TorontoFrog
      June 14, 2011 at 7:59 pm — Reply

      No but Greedo is. And I think the Sullustan with Han in the Falcon at the Battle for Endor, Nien Nunb I think, might be an hermaphrodite.

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