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This episode: SMITH RETURNS! SMITH RETURNS! Make sure you listen to the end, because you aren’t going to believe how this episode ends!


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  1. Thank you so much for getting it up :) Thank you! (can’t say it enough!)
    LOVED the episode and I can’t wait for next weeks! Now I’m going to relisten to all the previous episodes since I now miss Smith.

  2. Stephen you pure evil for the way you ended the previous episode and Rodrigo is an evil evil man for his shenanigans. Loved the episode wish Torq Had done some more Talky talk with Blaque Smith though with Rob Voicing per Rodrigos script but twas awesome anyhoo.

  3. Fun, as usual. Odd gameplay question, though. Assuming the party has another combat, how would you treat the consumption of daily items/abilities?

  4. Toronto Frog on

    Awesome sauce episode again. And it fits so well with Lloth thing of influencing people in their dreams!

    [Nerd mode]
    I noticed something quite funky in the maths. Blaq Smith becomes bloodied at 20 minutes before the end after having taken a bucketload of damages including two dailies from Torq! And then, 2 attacks after, Blaqsmith died. How does this is possible?
    [/Nerd mode]

  5. Wokka Wokka. I will never be able to watch the Muppet Show again without seeing Fozzy holding a wand and an Imp on his shoulder! Sounds like a new miniature for Rob. Limited edition run by WOTC.

  6. Brian(sp?), you are the most under appreciated player and had the best zinger this episode.
    Rob, excellent strateegerificatin’ but don’t explain the joke (rookie mistake).
    Mattew, outstanding dramatic turn on Torq.
    Rodrigo, you are bad, bad, bad, bad man. Bravo!
    Stephen, do not let Rodrigo “St. Elsewhere” this podcast!

    Thanks for adding the follow on Trips & Ticks section to each podcast!

  7. Y’know how Matthew makes jokes for those 8 guys who are gonna get it? I’m one of those. Keep those Kingdom of Loathing references coming. Also; Blaque Smith, awesome.

  8. Brian: “…action point.”
    Rob: “You can shift if you want to…”
    Brian: “…and you can leave your friends behind.”

    Nearly lost control of my bladder there.

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