Hey pervs purveyors of parody films featuring people getting nekkid;  looks like we’ll be deluged with XXX parodies this year.  Over the weekend, I made a point to show off the  Justice League XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody, and today we have news that Axel Braun will be giving it to the Star Wars universe with Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody… IN THREE-DEE!

Braun and Vivid Entertainment were auditioning actors last week, and have narrowed it down to some new-ish stars, and some old favorites, including Lexington Steele as Darth Vader.

Take the jump for the complete press release.  The press release and the image of Allie Haze are both safe for work, but if you decide to do a Google Search for Allie Haze with Safe Search OFF, you’re going to get something your boss would not approve of. Unless, your boss is also a perv, in which case, search away!

Press Release

After three days of auditions by more than 80 adult performers, the cast has been assembled for the upcoming epic “Star Wars: A Porn Parody,” to be directed by AVN Director of the Year Axel Braun.

Braun chose fresh-faced brunette starlet Allie Haze for the coveted role of Princess Leia. The 24-year-old has been acting in adult films since 2009 and Braun said he believes this will be a “career making role for her.”

Michael Vegas will play Luke Skywalker, Rocco Reed will portray Han Solo, Alex Knight will get covered in fur to become Chewbacca, and reigning AVN Best Actor Tom Byron has grown a full beard to inhabit the Obi-Wan Kenobi role. They will be joining adult industry legend Lexington Steele, who had already been cast as Darth Vader.

Filming begins on April 18th and will continue over 14 days in various California locations. The movie will be produced by Axel Braun Productions and distributed starting September 30th by Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film studio.

“Casting this film was not an easy process” said Braun “The auditions were phenomenal, and everybody came incredibly well prepared. This movie needs both great individual performances and specific chemistry between the main characters, and we got them in spades. In the end we chose the best of the best, and the result is an amazing cast.

“The moment I saw Allie I realized she is destined to be the next big porn star. She is stunningly beautiful, very professional, and a hell of a performer who clearly loves sex. Fans are going to be very happy with her as Leia,” he added.

Braun said Tom Byron “made everybody in the room understand why he’s still winning awards after 30 years in the industry. His commitment to the role of Obi-Wan Kenobi is such that he started growing a full beard and turned down work that required him to shave, even though we’re still a month away from shooting.”

“Rocco Reed is a rarity in this business: he’s got the looks of a GQ model, an infectious enthusiasm, and plenty of ambition. He’s capable of listening and eager to learn every aspect of the filmmaking process. I can see him going straight to the top in the next few years.

“Michael Vegas actually came to read for Han Solo, but as soon as he walked in I realized he would make a great Luke. His screen test was hilarious, as was Alec Knight’s impression of Chewbacca. And yes, Chewy will have sex!”

DISCLAIMER: Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is a parody movie. Star Wars®, Darth Vader®, Luke Skywalker®, Chewbacca®, and Obi-Wan Kenobi® are registered trademarks of Lucasfilm Entertainment Company Ltd or Lucasfilm Ltd. This video is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Lucasfilm Entertainment Company Ltd., Lucasfilm Ltd. or any of its subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third-party licensors.

About Axel Braun:

The son of legendary porn-pioneer Lasse Braun, and grandson of a diplomat, Axel Braun was born and raised in Italy, where he received a privileged upper-class upbringing. Fluent in five languages, a member of MENSA, a film-school graduate, and the bearer of a Ph.D. in Psychology, Axel has a unique cultural background that definitely sets him apart from the many other directors in the Adult industry. Over the span of his 20-year career, he has won awards all over the world for Directing, Producing, Screenwriting, and Editing. For more information visit www.axelbraun.net.

About Vivid:

Founded in 1984, Vivid has always placed heavy emphasis on high quality erotic film entertainment and has created wide brand-name awareness through its films, innovative marketing and a licensing program that extends to advertising, apparel, book publishing, premium vodka and a range of other products. TV audiences have gotten to know the company’s management and talent through two recent seven part series on Showtime, “Debbie Does Dallas…Again” and “Deeper Throat.” The new VividXXXSuperHeroes imprint has already captured awards and a legion of fans, and the Vivid-Celeb imprint is internationally famous for releasing sex tapes of famous mainstream celebrities such as Kim Kardashian, Montana Fishburne, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, E! TV Network star Kendra Wilkinson and Tila Tequila. The www.vivid.com website has a large and loyal following of fans of the Vivid Girls.

via Vivid Entertainment

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Jack Trigger loves comics, and has for the last 10 years. His favorite books included Fables, Amazing Spider-Man, X-Men, Wonder Woman, and the Secret Six. Currently, Jack attends San Fernando Valley Community College, where he is studying film making.

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10 Comments

  1. Blackthunder01
    March 21, 2011 at 12:03 pm — Reply

    Just as I feared when they first mentioned this concept on the site … only 1 female character in the lot. lol.

  2. chillidawg72
    March 21, 2011 at 12:25 pm — Reply

    Always the problem with these parodies.

  3. March 21, 2011 at 12:34 pm — Reply

    Well, what other female characters are there in the Star Wars movies (at least the originals)? Makes me wonder on how they’ll handle the sex scenes between the characters since three of the characters are related.

    If it was the prequels on the other hand…

    • March 21, 2011 at 4:45 pm — Reply

      Gender-swap one here or there, and you’re fine. Have Ben and Chewbacca be girls, and BAM, there’s three more sex scenes, as well as a whole new take on the battle between Obi-Wan and Vader.

      • Belmont
        March 21, 2011 at 11:40 pm — Reply

        Thanks Matthew, now I am going to have that scene runing through my head tonight in my dreams.. Gave me a good laugh….

    • sialivi
      March 22, 2011 at 12:26 am — Reply

      aunt beru, mon mothma, women in the canteena, the twi’lek dancer, sy snootles.. i’m sure i’m leaving someone out

  4. March 21, 2011 at 4:39 pm — Reply

    Braun chose fresh-faced brunette starlet Allie Haze for the coveted role of Princess Leia. The 24-year-old has been acting in adult films since 2009 and Braun said he believes this will be a “career making role for her.”

    In her 18 months in the industry, Allie has starred in 974 films, including “Blow Poppa On The Train,” “Do Hannah And Her Sisters,” “How To Hose A Guy In Ten Days,” and “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon.”

    • Alisha Mynx
      March 26, 2011 at 2:31 pm — Reply

      Can I borrow them? For, uh, research purposes? =p

  5. Slappy
    March 21, 2011 at 5:46 pm — Reply

    If only Chewbacca was a woman in this wearing only fur,we could cover the furry fans in this film.

    • March 21, 2011 at 5:51 pm — Reply

      don’t need to, they already made Avatar XXX… for that matter, they already made Avatar.

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