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  1. I’ll still see it. Just that I won’t praise the movie without seeing it first. I can already see the marketing now after the trailer shows cars with cannons attached to them.

  2. Transformer vehicles with cannons attached are already on our shelves. In Bumblebee’s case, you tug on his rear bumper and the cannons pop out on the front and sides. Push the bumper back and they go back into hiding. The Optimus Prime version is animated. You push a button and it “transforms,” complete with sounds, into a combat vehicle mode. Push the button again and it goes back to normal vehicle mode.

    I can’t wait to see the movie, though. :)

  3. I’m kinda hoping that after Bay finishes up, they’ll make a direct-to-video movie that, while not looking quite as flashy, will have a better story.

    And the Dinobots.

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