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Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture! And a nice red uniform.


  1. I remember that issue. I think at the time I was one of the only people reading comics in my area that got the Monty Python joke.

  2. “[…] a giant chicken. (Or was that Peter Griffin?)”

    Omg… I just saw that episode yesterday, as a matter of coincidence. I think I find the Spanish Inquisition to be the funnier of the two. :D

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