You’ve asked for it (heck, some of you have demanded it), and here it is!

Four Against the Void is over, but you can commemorate the trials and triumphs of the Torqueltones with the Critical Hit Season One Limited Edition T-Shirt. This classy, red armor-slot item features the likenesses of Orem, Randus, Torq and Smith! The season one shirt is perfect for a night on the town, gaming with friends, or facing down aberrant, poly-dimensional god-beings. (Funnelcakes and healing potions not included, Major Spoilers not responsible for excessive levels of awesome.)

This is your chance to own a piece of Critical Hit History, because once these shirts are gone, they’re gone for good.

Orders for this item end December 15, 2010. Order today and make each of YOUR rolls a Critical Hit!

Orders will ship after December 17, 2010 so we can bulk print these shirts, passing the savings on to you.

Head over to the Major Spoilers Store today, and order yours now! (Did we mention this was a limited edition?)

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12 Comments

  1. Pinoy Fanboy
    November 7, 2010 at 11:33 pm — Reply

    Wow! Who’s the model? She really looks hot.Ü And if you squint a little, she looks like an exfoliated Stephen with a wig.Ü

  2. November 7, 2010 at 11:49 pm — Reply

    Is that the Heather Hall bench?

    • November 8, 2010 at 5:31 pm — Reply

      Certainly looks like the library in the background…

  3. @lantis
    November 8, 2010 at 7:01 am — Reply

    Ummm…Stephen, wasn’t the purpose of this pic to focus on the T-shirt, not the model. I can barely make out what the image on the shirt is.

    • November 8, 2010 at 9:10 am — Reply

      Nope – The purpose of the picture is to catch your attention, read the text, click the link to find out more (note: there are plenty of images of the shirt at the Major Spoilers Store), then get you so excited about helping Major Spoilers and Critical Hit, that you buy 10 shirts.

      • @lantis
        November 8, 2010 at 10:47 am — Reply

        I see…very devious. We shall see whether or not my will power is so feeble.

        • November 8, 2010 at 11:59 am — Reply

          It is… you will buy five shirts for all your friends… 10 shirts if you want to be loved by them… Also, these are not the droids you are looking for…

  4. Robbie
    November 8, 2010 at 9:25 pm — Reply

    To quote a wise man..

    “Indeed.”

  5. The masked riddler
    November 10, 2010 at 6:20 am — Reply

    Man, they look awesome. Definitely going on my Christmas list.

  6. Stackhat
    November 12, 2010 at 6:49 am — Reply

    I want one.

  7. TorontoFrog
    November 15, 2010 at 1:23 pm — Reply

    This is all sort of awesome. Do they come in Matthew-type size? And do you ship to Canada?

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