You’ve asked for it (heck, some of you have demanded it), and here it is!

Four Against the Void is over, but you can commemorate the trials and triumphs of the Torqueltones with the Critical Hit Season One Limited Edition T-Shirt. This classy, red armor-slot item features the likenesses of Orem, Randus, Torq and Smith! The season one shirt is perfect for a night on the town, gaming with friends, or facing down aberrant, poly-dimensional god-beings. (Funnelcakes and healing potions not included, Major Spoilers not responsible for excessive levels of awesome.)

This is your chance to own a piece of Critical Hit History, because once these shirts are gone, they’re gone for good.

Orders for this item end December 15, 2010. Order today and make each of YOUR rolls a Critical Hit!

Orders will ship after December 17, 2010 so we can bulk print these shirts, passing the savings on to you.

Head over to the Major Spoilers Store today, and order yours now! (Did we mention this was a limited edition?)


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  1. Wow! Who’s the model? She really looks hot.Ü And if you squint a little, she looks like an exfoliated Stephen with a wig.Ü

  2. Ummm…Stephen, wasn’t the purpose of this pic to focus on the T-shirt, not the model. I can barely make out what the image on the shirt is.

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