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Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.

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  1. Kirby
    September 14, 2010 at 8:31 am — Reply

    Have to go with Slurm, even knowing what it comes from has to be better than the Royal Crown Cola taste of Buzz Cola.

  2. Ricco
    September 14, 2010 at 8:58 am — Reply

    Slurm, just because of it’s advertising: “Drink Slurm, it’s high adictive!”, truth in advertisement it only took a 1000 years. Plus the episode where we learn the secret of Slurm has one of the funniest quotes:

    Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.
    Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
    Leela: No, there’s already a soda like that – Soylent Cola.
    Fry: Oh. How is it?
    Leela: It varies from person to person

  3. Brian G.
    September 14, 2010 at 9:35 am — Reply

    I chose Buzz cola because after playing Simpsons: Road Rage and … uh … the other game … I’ve got an urge to try some of it after having it’s advertisments jammed in my face every 3 seconds. Although, I would be more compelled to try some Duff or a Flaming Moe.

    • Brian G.
      September 14, 2010 at 9:36 am — Reply

      Does Hypno-toad endorse Slurm? It could be hard to resist that marketing tactic.

  4. September 14, 2010 at 9:59 am — Reply

    Slurm’s slogan is literally “It’s highly addictive!” so let’s just say this is a no contest.
    Seriously, I just had 4 cans of the stuff!

  5. Aubreii
    September 14, 2010 at 11:28 am — Reply

    No duff? I’d like a duff….. please?

    • Ricco
      September 14, 2010 at 12:07 pm — Reply

      They actually have Duff beer in Argentina

    • September 14, 2010 at 9:54 pm — Reply

      I too wondered why there’s no Duff option.


  6. Hafwit
    September 14, 2010 at 12:18 pm — Reply

    Buzz Cola! Twice the caffeine, twice the sugar!

  7. CMonocle
    September 14, 2010 at 1:29 pm — Reply

    Buzz for me! (With a twist of tomacco)

  8. September 15, 2010 at 4:59 am — Reply

    It’s got to be Buzz cola, Slurm just sounds too much like something you’d find in a handkerchief.

  9. September 16, 2010 at 4:29 am — Reply

    (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity-do,
    We’ve got a friendly warning for you,
    Grunka Lunka dunkity-dasis,
    The secret of Slurm’s on a need-to-know basis.

    Asking questions in school
    is a great way to learn …

    … If you try that stuff
    here you might get your legs broke.

    We once found a dead guy face
    down in the Slurm …

    … It could easily happen
    again to you folks.

    So keep you head down,
    And keep your mouth shut,
    Grunka Lunka lunka dunkity dot!

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