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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...


  1. Slurm, just because of it’s advertising: “Drink Slurm, it’s high adictive!”, truth in advertisement it only took a 1000 years. Plus the episode where we learn the secret of Slurm has one of the funniest quotes:

    Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.
    Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
    Leela: No, there’s already a soda like that – Soylent Cola.
    Fry: Oh. How is it?
    Leela: It varies from person to person

  2. I chose Buzz cola because after playing Simpsons: Road Rage and … uh … the other game … I’ve got an urge to try some of it after having it’s advertisments jammed in my face every 3 seconds. Although, I would be more compelled to try some Duff or a Flaming Moe.

  3. (singing) Grunka Lunka dunkity-do,
    We’ve got a friendly warning for you,
    Grunka Lunka dunkity-dasis,
    The secret of Slurm’s on a need-to-know basis.

    Asking questions in school
    is a great way to learn …

    … If you try that stuff
    here you might get your legs broke.

    We once found a dead guy face
    down in the Slurm …

    … It could easily happen
    again to you folks.

    So keep you head down,
    And keep your mouth shut,
    Grunka Lunka lunka dunkity dot!

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