If you’re going to steal borrow a popular Marvel character and use him in your own film there are several of things you can do to avoid a lawsuit.

  1. Make the animated Hulk look so horrible that everyone will dismiss it outright
  2. Add in a new origin that doesn’t include gamma radiation, but instead something that the hero drinks down
  3. Instead of a horrible radiation accident, concoct an elaborate de-pantsing scene to motivate the hero
  4. DANCE NUMBER!
  5. Change the name from Hulk to HALKa.  No one will be the wiser…

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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...

13 Comments

  1. Knife to both my eyes!!! What the heck was that and more important where do you keep finding this stuff Stephen!!!! Hahahaha

  2. If I were running Marvel, I wouldn’t even consider suing the producers of this. That would only bring unwanted attention to this travesty. That was seriously one of the worst things I have ever witnessed.. yet I couldn’t stop watching.. /sadface

  3. That looked better than that last one…that one with the helicopter and the little hobbit yelling throughout the trailer.

  4. Epic and AWESOME!!! Sometimes a film is so bad it reverts back to being so great…this might just be it. did they do the CGI on a Commodore 64?

  5. I don’t even want to know why the guy’s pants were around his ankles… That was “Incredibly Bad Theater” bad/funny. All that was missing was Crow and Servo.

  6. I have to say … the women in that trailer were smoking hot!!! Aside from that, the I Love You at the end was piss my pants funny. That and when they took the bat and “broke his butt”. lol.

    • Indian women are hot, dude. And gorgeously beautiful. Now if I could only get one to go out with me, I wouldn’t NEED superpowers.

      • I don’t know man, Zaboo’s mom in The Guild isn’t all that hot to me, but if that’s what you did, more power to you. lol

  7. This is awesome, and I hope to get my hands on a copy at some point, I’m watching this at work and couldn’t stop laughing. The guy with the sword, the bicycle with all the machine guns and stuff on it, the bike that rammed into a charging tank and STOPPED it. That is some great/horrible stuff.

    Alright now everybody send in a video of yourself eating a cracker like a squirrel and looking up at the camera and saying, “i love you”. Stephen will love it!

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