Batman XXX: A Porn Parody has been doing very well for Vivid Entertainment, holding on to the top sales and rental charts for adult videos for eight weeks in a row.  Star Wars is up next as Stephen reported earlier this week, and adult film director Axel Braun has already gone on record to say Superman XXX: A Porn Parody is on the way.  But what of Wonder Woman? Shouldn’t she get the adult video treatment, too?

This week, we’re poking fun at the adult genre with the Comic Casting Couch of Wonder Woman XXX: A Porn Parody – The Parody.

NOTE: There is no nudity in the article, but considering the topic, you still might want to make sure the boss isn’t around.  If you want nudity, just do a Google Image Search and make sure SafeSearch is turned off.

THE ELEVATOR PITCH

Um, so you know this Batman XXX: A Porn Parody thing went over really well. How ’bout making one with Wonder Woman?

THE STORY

It’s a porno, there is no story – something meaningless happens, people get naked, they fornicate in front of the camera.

The Happy Ending.

To be fair, Axel Braun did attempt to tell a ’60s television Batman in his Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, and did a fairly decent job of it.  If Wonder Woman XXX: A Porn Parody is made, I expect it will attempt to parody the Linda Carter Wonder Woman series from the ’70s.

Also, Wonder Woman’s early adventures featured a lot of bondage action, and a XXX Parody seems like a natural fit.

THE CAST

Tera Patrick as Wonder Woman

Of all the popular adult actresses out there, Tera Patrick stands head and shoulders above the rest. She’s got the build, an exotic look (even though she isn’t Greek), and would have a lot of fun in the part.

Tera Patrick dressed as Wonder Woman. Makes you think again about that costume change.

Sasha Grey as Donna Troy

I’ve never seen any of her pro work – including The Girlfriend Experience, but I did catch her on last week’s episode of HBO’s Entourage, and thought she did a good job.  She’s got the dark hair and a solid build, plus she’s got as much name recognition as Tera Patrick to bring in the curious.

Charmane Star as Cheetah

I heard from the Major Spoilers Podcast that Charmane Star is one of Stephen’s favorites, and since I’m trying to get on his good side this week, it would be a shame not to include her as Wonder Woman’s nemesis.  Put her in some cheetah body paint, throw in a little lasso action, and you’ve got a scene worthy of an AVN Award.

Any Blond Guy as Steve Trevor

Hate to break it to all you guys out there, but most mainstream adult films don’t really focus on the guys – one stud is just as good as another – or so I hear.  Pick your favorite and fill in the blank.

Belladonna as Artemis

I don’t know what a Belladonna or Artemis are, but once again, a little bird told me Matthew favors one or both of these, so…KABLAMICUS!  Is she a villain, a hero, or does it matter when the the costumes come off? She might need a big red wig, though.

THAT’S A WRAP

Of all the Comic Casting Couch installments featured at Major Spoilers, this is the only one that seems to be closest to actually being turned into a movie within the next two years.  The adult video industry is big, and with thousands of videos produced each year, they are always looking for new ideas – or so I hear – I have never watched one of these movies myself…

Sure, it’s all in good fun, but don’t be surprised if you see a press release in the near future announcing this movie getting the greenlight.

Faithful Spoilerite Question Of The Day: Does the idea of your favorite superhero (or super heroine) getting the adult video treatment interest you, or turn you off completely?  Should this type of stuff be relegated only to Tijuana Bibles, and Slash Fiction?

The Author

Jack Trigger

Jack Trigger

Jack Trigger loves comics, and has for the last 10 years. His favorite books included Fables, Amazing Spider-Man, X-Men, Wonder Woman, and the Secret Six. Currently, Jack attends San Fernando Valley Community College, where he is studying film making.

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5 Comments

  1. Ricco
    August 6, 2010 at 6:01 pm — Reply

    Humm, maybe add Olivia Del Rio as queen Hippolyta?

  2. Slappy
    August 6, 2010 at 9:12 pm — Reply

    Could we go for the freak factor and cast Verne Troyer as Doctor Psycho?

  3. @lantis
    August 6, 2010 at 11:35 pm — Reply

    Tera Patrick as lead? Not really the look I would expect if the parody is going to be of the Linda Carter series. Honestly it is porn so it doesn’t matter too terribly how much they look like the particular character so long as their hair is the right color, but Tera doesn’t evoke the right type of exotic look in my opinion. That said, she does have the right body shape so I won’t complain.

  4. Ted
    September 16, 2010 at 7:39 pm — Reply

    ARE YOU KIDDING! I know it’s a porn, but couldn’t you come up with somebody better then Tera “OH SO FAKE” Patrick. This woman has some of the worst scenes in the buisness. She is so foney she couldn’t con a blind man that her orgasms were real. She has the look, but not the lust. It would be like Hustler casting Nick Mannin a Khan in This Ain’t Star Trek XXX. Everybody else is pretty good, but they should cast somebody else as Wonder Woman.

  5. Superman2012
    November 16, 2010 at 11:02 am — Reply

    Indeed! I know Tory Black might look too young, but she would make an AWESOME Wonder Woman, no fake orgasms from that beautiful vixen.

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