The XXX Porn Parody series from Vivid sells like hotcakes, as it caters to those who like to see people get it on, and to those who like their slash fiction fantasies become reality.  Star Wars is going behind the green door with Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, and according to the press release, Lexington Steele will play Darth Vader.  If you are familiar with the adult film star, you can insert your own giant lightsaber joke… now.

While Warner Bros. didn’t do a thing about the Batman XXX: A Porn Parody or the upcoming Superman flick, even with the parody disclaimer I wonder how long before the LucasFilm machine attempts to step in on this movie.

Complete press release after the jump.

PRESS RELEASE

Director Axel Braun has cast adult star Lexington Steele in the role of Darth Vader for his upcoming big-budget 3D feature Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody, to be exclusively distributed by industry powerhouse Vivid Entertainment.

“The role of Darth Vader is obviously crucial to the movie, and I needed somebody with enough charisma and stature to bring it to life” said Braun. “Lex is not only a terrific performer and a legendary figure in the adult business, but also an incredibly talented actor, a true professional, and a class act,” he added.

Darth Vader may be one of pop culture’s most recognized figures. Acclaimed actor James Earl Jones famously provided the voice of the character and Dave Prowse played the role in costume. Together they created an unforgettable impression of intergalactic evil.

Steele is a multi-dimensional actor/businessman who was the first adult star to win Male Performer of the Year three years in a row along with dozens of other national and international awards. He is a graduate of Syracuse University and was a stockbroker before becoming an actor in the adult industry.

“Axel was totally determined to get Lex for the Vader role, he never even considered anyone else.” said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “We’re all happy that he was available and excited about playing this iconic character.”

Braun’s Batman XXX: A Porn Parody was his first movie distributed by Vivid and it remains at the top of the sales charts after 8 consecutive weeks.

DISCLAIMER: Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody is a parody movie. Star Wars®, Darth Vader®, Luke Skywalker®, Han Solo®, Princess Leia®, Chewbacca®, and Obi-Wan-Kenobi® are registered trademarks of Lucasfilm Ltd. This video is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Lucasfilm Ltd. or any of its subsidiaries or affiliated companies and/or third-party licensors.

About Axel Braun:
The son of legendary porn-pioneer Lasse Braun, and grandson of a diplomat, Axel Braun was born and raised in Italy, where he received a privileged upper-class upbringing. Fluent in five languages, a member of MENSA, a film-school graduate, and the bearer of a Ph.D. in Psychology, Axel has a unique cultural background that definitely sets him apart from the many other directors in the Adult industry. Over the span of his 20-year career, he has won awards all over the world for Directing, Producing, Screenwriting, and Editing. For more information visit www.axelbraun.net.

About Vivid:
Founded in 1984, Vivid has always placed heavy emphasis on high quality erotic film entertainment and has created wide brand-name awareness through its films, innovative marketing and a licensing program that extends to advertising, apparel, book publishing and a range of other products. TV audiences have gotten to know the company’s management and talent through two recent seven part series on Showtime, “Debbie Does Dallas…Again” and “Deeper Throat.” Also popular are the Vivid-Alt and Vivid-Ed imprints and Vivid-Celeb which has become internationally famous for releasing sex tapes of famous mainstream celebrities such as Kim Kardashian, Shauna Sand-Lamas, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, country singer Mindy McCready, E! TV Network star Kendra Wilkinson and many others. Vivid recently announced a new Vivid SuperXXXHeroes imprint and Axel Braun is the lead director. The studio’s website www.vivid.com has a large and loyal following of fans of the Vivid Girls.

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Stephen Schleicher

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9 Comments

  1. Kirby
    August 2, 2010 at 4:52 pm — Reply

    okay, please let me know if this is not appropriate but:

    what happened to the days of porn titles like “Star Whores IV: A new @#%$”

  2. TorontoFrog
    August 2, 2010 at 9:03 pm — Reply

    Porn in 3D. I’m not sure if I want to see Mr. Steele lightsaber in 3D. I would rather have the original trilogy and even the infamous prequel trilogy undergo the 3D treatment. Which, to the best of my knowledge, have not been done yet!

  3. chillidawg72
    August 3, 2010 at 8:32 am — Reply

    Okay, this is going to put a stop to it. George Lucas is going to sue the pants off of them, er… that is if they were wearing any. Anyway, the fact that they actually put Star Wars in the title is going to be sufficient grounds for him to take them to court. After this they will think twice about using the actual title of their parody. Yes, they may have found a legal loop hole that allows them to use the title up until now, but Lucasfilm’s army of lawyers will find a way to make them stop.

    Then again, it is possible that Lucasfilm will not even acknowledge the existence of this trash.

    On another note, is it even going to be worth watching? I mean if they’re sticking to the first film, there’s really only one chick in it, not counting Mon Mothma, and quite frankly, I don’t want to see her naked. That’s too many lightsabers to landing bays if you catch my meaning.

  4. Brian G.
    August 3, 2010 at 9:07 am — Reply

    I’m sure Lucas can try but with their sucess with Batman, Lucas is going to have a harder (though not impossible) time winning this case.

    I’m more concerned with the fact that Leia is the only girl I know of in the Star Wars movie. I’m not interested in Luke and Obiwan having a scene together. (Not interested in this spoof all together but whatever.)

  5. Ray
    August 4, 2010 at 5:40 am — Reply

    By all means, Lucasfilm. Sue their asses!

  6. Damascus_17
    August 5, 2010 at 12:39 am — Reply

    There already are porn versions of Star Wars. I worked at a video store for two years and Porn Wars and Porn Wars II came out. They’re actually pretty good, what with a bad guy having a girl do stuff using his force powers and the fact that when they turn off their lightsabers they turn into dildos/vibrators. Some of the females were cracking me up though with their horrible use of the English language. It’s almost as bad as Luciano Pavarotti in Yes, Georgio.

  7. Emily Chappell
    November 7, 2010 at 10:28 pm — Reply

    I personally think that it’s a good idea but when they do show it on the big screen I would want to know if it’s going to come out in the United Kingdom because I live in England and I love Star Wars and Porn films, so i will like to know. Thanks. Oh and can you post a video on youtube to explain it a bit more or something like that….(PLEASE)….Thanks again.

  8. Chup@Cabra
    August 11, 2011 at 12:46 pm — Reply

    Actually, it seems like some of the porn parodies made lately are taking their target audience into account (i.e., oversexed geeks ^_^).

    The trailer I’ve seen for this one pokes fun at the franchise the way many fans have done so for years (like when the older Obi Wan describes how he knew luke’s father [… and then I cut his arm and legs off and left him to burn in a pool of lava… ^_^]

  9. Chris OE
    September 23, 2011 at 10:27 am — Reply

    They can’t do anything that’s any worse than what George Lucas has done to the franchise. Heck, ol’ George may have a porn recut already on the drawing board. That’d be the only reason I can see for Lucas suing these people, since a lawsuit will fail (parodies are protected) and just draw attention to this.

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