The 80s gave us kids who didn’t fit in until something extremely strange happened to them to make them cool and fun.  The 2000s gave us kids who didn’t fit in until something extremely strange happened to them to make them cool… and angsty.

Entering into the ring this week is one Scott Howard, awkward teen until the light of the silvery moon unleashes his genetic code turning him into TEEN WOLF.  Also entering the ring is one Jacob Black, who… uh… crappit, never seen the movies, have no interest in it but he is TWILIGHT WOLF!


FIGHT! Teen Wolves Edition - Who would win in this fight?

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  1. Brian G.
    July 27, 2010 at 11:41 am — Reply

    Scotty takes this one to me. Just because the people in camp Twilight say that over grown German Shepard is a werewolf doesn’t make it so. Besides, I’m not a fan of pedophilia and would prefer a teenage boy not take romantic interest in a new born baby. Just saying.

  2. scaabs
    July 27, 2010 at 12:54 pm — Reply

    Have you seen the muscles on the twilight kid? He could crush teen wolf’s head like a grape (then go pine for babies)

  3. Kirby
    July 27, 2010 at 1:03 pm — Reply

    While as a preference I prefer the more wolf-like werewolf, on PRINCIPLE I cannot vote for Twilight in any competition. Plus Teen Wolf is one of those movies I try and watch once a year.

  4. Moppen
    July 27, 2010 at 1:05 pm — Reply

    Now I have no idea where this baby talk is coming from, I’ve never seen any of the movies, I did read about half of the fist book out of curiosity, and I have to say, that they are not for me, after all I am a man, and have never been, or wanted to be a teen age girl…..”So I got that going for me which is nice.” That being said, teen wolf for the win!! Better movie, better actor playing the wolf, and DEATH TO THE TWI-TARDS!!!

  5. Ricco
    July 27, 2010 at 1:07 pm — Reply

    Lets see, one of them I would hunt down, skin and turn into a throw rug and the other is a beloved character from a lighthearted comedy played by one of the funniest man ever… Not exactly Sophie’s Choice here.

    • July 27, 2010 at 1:41 pm — Reply

      Taylor Lautner WAS really funny in Cheaper by the Dozen 2, but I’m not sure I’d say he’s the funniest man EVER…


  6. July 27, 2010 at 1:42 pm — Reply

    See, already I don’t like this poll. Asking who would win in a fight is already missing the point.

    Who would win in a game of one-on-one? That’s far more important.

    • thedexter102
      July 28, 2010 at 5:19 am — Reply

      Yeah, who would in say a Chess game or Wii Sports marathon.

  7. July 27, 2010 at 1:48 pm — Reply

    Scott not only car surfs, he is white boy…wolf boy that can jump. He gets the slutty blonde and the homely girl. Booth vs Bela? Weird. The the main reason Scott wins is because you have lost your stash, he can sniff it out for you.

  8. aerspyder
    July 27, 2010 at 2:31 pm — Reply

    I refuse to participate in this one. I think that the twilight werewolf would kill the hair boy from the campy (but funny movie). However, as I classify Twilight in the same category as Pokemon (a safe girl firendly nerdish activity that brings the rest of us down) I can not vote for Jacob. First and hopefully only POW that I will ahve to abstain from.

  9. Bill
    July 27, 2010 at 3:23 pm — Reply

    Wolf versus wolfman, easy choice. The fact that scott howard has use of his hands and can fashion tools would give him an advantage.

  10. Bob
    July 27, 2010 at 4:28 pm — Reply

    Go with what you know; since I’ve never seen Twilight, Teen Wolf gets my vote…

    • JKMD
      July 27, 2010 at 7:53 pm — Reply

      What did I do if I haven’t seen either movie? I think I’ve got to go with Teen Wolf, just ’cause the Twilight picture is too “furry fetish” for me. Fair?

      • Bob
        July 27, 2010 at 7:59 pm — Reply

        Sounds fair to me!

  11. SpiderLover
    July 27, 2010 at 8:38 pm — Reply

    Going with a wolf man because you get best of both worlds I would guess. As I don’t recall this movie and I haven’t seen Twilight or read the source material I’m just going on what seems likely. IF you have the reflexes of a wolf but keep your man shape, I think you would win out.

  12. seneca
    July 27, 2010 at 10:27 pm — Reply

    I vote for teenwolf, mostly because if he couldnt take the twillight chump I’d help him out by throwing a chair into the ring, or driving the twillight kid over with a steam roller….. which ever was closest.

  13. thedexter102
    July 28, 2010 at 3:51 am — Reply

    Steven, I will gladly give you a long list of reason why Twilight is actually a very good movie. And Jacob would own Marty McFly hands down.

    • Ricco
      July 28, 2010 at 10:18 am — Reply

      Well, you are closer to the target audience then most of us… I’m not saying you’re a 13 year old girl but you are younger then most of us. I’m guessing early/mid teens?

      Anyway the Ed and Jacob guys have the acting skills of a manequin and Bella(character) is basically a sad, pathetic little girl who has no self respect or self steem and can only value her life depending on who her boyfriend is.

      I love Buffy, Wonder Woman, Firefly, etc. Female leads should be more then stereotypical damsels in distress or trophies for the guys to win, while chicks dig the whole “knights fighting for her honor” (feminist most love this franchise) the Twilight saga reads to me as “which of the old pedos is finaly gotta gets his hooks on the poor, dumb girl?”

      • thedexter102
        July 30, 2010 at 1:32 pm — Reply

        Well yes I am closer to the target audience age wise and in terms of my circle of freinds.

        I think Rob inhabits the charecter quite well and is the only constant lead charecter. I think your right about Taylor however.

        But Twilight is otherwise an inteligent look at teenage sexual frustration and Abstanance. New Moon lets the side down a bit and I havn’t seen eclipse yet. You seem to be the only one not making perv jokes. Good on your open mindedness.

  14. July 28, 2010 at 4:32 am — Reply

    Hmm… basketball star versus newborn-loving pedo? Yeah, gotta go with the athletic not-perv.

  15. Frank
    July 28, 2010 at 8:24 am — Reply

    Well, One is real (a fairly athletic kid with a LOT of makeup), and the other is pixels. All one has to do is wave a magnet…

    Besides, how could one NOT vote for Marty McFly.

  16. July 28, 2010 at 9:53 am — Reply

    Against M.J. Fox, NEITHER whats-his-sparkly or pedo-wolf have no chance. He steals the hearts of Bella and every other chick – hell, half the guys too – in the Twilight Series. That’s my vote.

  17. Deius lives
    July 28, 2010 at 5:16 pm — Reply

    I have no interest in seeing the twilight movies either, so maybe it would be easier to think of it a little different. I know Stephen and Matthew both have a kid, so they might have seen other “Taylor” movies. Make it “Shark Boy” vs Marty Mcfly. Mcfly All The Way!!!!!!, haha

  18. plato
    July 28, 2010 at 5:44 pm — Reply

    Teen wolf looks like he could wield a pistol loaded with silver bullets. Can wolves do that?

  19. Rob
    July 28, 2010 at 10:34 pm — Reply

    Gotta go with Jacob…wait, this is a biggest douche-bag contest right?

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