For quite some time I have been meaning to combine my interests in comic book heroes, ancient Japanese poetry and strawberry milkshakes. I really couldn’t work the last one in but if you and I are ever at Sonic together remind me to pick some up.
Anyway, here’s some stuff I wrote while I was supposed to be paying attention to a presentation during my day job:
Emma Frost
Hellboy
The Hulk
Batman
Nick Fury
Movie Nick Fury
As a quick note, I’d like to give a shoutout to all the brave superheroes that fight on all those world-retconning crises so that we don’t have to. The two haiku that follow are for two of the heroes most often affected.
Spider-Man
Superman
Witchblade
Anime Witchblade
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Ben Grimm
The Flash
Red Sonja
Wolverine
MODOK
Deadpool
About the Author
Nobody really knows what Rodrigo's deal is. He is a perpetual enigma, an unknown quantity, the X factor. He's the new kid in school, the unlisted number, the person all your friends talk about, but you've never met. How can one person be so mysterious, you ask? THAT IS ALSO TOTALLY A MYSTERY! You can try to keep tabs on him on twitter by following @fearsomecritter, but that probably won't help.
lol. Brilliant. Deadpool with the call back. It’s so meta I think I recieved powers from it.
I found this awesome/
“Defeated all others” seems/
One syllable short
Here I thought I was the only one to catch the improper 5-6-5 syllable format.
It just lacks one word.
More pressing a question is:
What did Logan mean?
I hope you will again stop paying attention at your job sometime in the future, Rodrigo. We could definitely use more of these.
Rodrigo is good…
But he has forgotten this
is The Matthew Show.
Awesome Rodrigo!!
Well done!!
-C!
This is awesome. Kudos Rodrigo.