Comic Book Haiku

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For quite some time I have been meaning to combine my interests in comic book heroes, ancient Japanese poetry and strawberry milkshakes. I really couldn’t work the last one in but if you and I are ever at Sonic together remind me to pick some up.

Anyway, here’s some stuff I wrote while I was supposed to be paying attention to a presentation during my day job:

Emma Frost

Hellboy

The Hulk

Batman

Nick Fury

Movie Nick Fury

As a quick note, I’d like to give a shoutout to all the brave superheroes that fight on all those world-retconning crises so that we don’t have to. The two haiku that follow are for two of the heroes most often affected.

Spider-Man

Superman


Witchblade

Anime Witchblade

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Ben Grimm

The Flash

Red Sonja

Wolverine

MODOK

Deadpool