About Author

Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...


  1. Just finished giving it a read and I have to say, that was pretty hilarious.

    “Need to convey your fun-loving, approachable nature on your business’ website? SMACK.”

  2. I’m just surprised that the “S” and “F” bomb were dropped on the home page of Major Spoilers.

  3. Well, Comic Sans, let me just retort by saying this:

    #$&@ you. $&@$ Papyrus. $&@# every font that looks like you. And if you ever bring your silly ass around here with your goddamn goofy half-bloop loops and swirls that look like a nine-year old got drunk and redesigned the alphabet using using excrement on the window of a moving car, I. WILL. END. YOU.

    And by the way, your girlfriend Impact? I nailed her. In your car. Wearing your Ed Hardy hat. So $&@$ you, $&@$ you right in the ear.


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