About Author

Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...


  1. It’s not easy being green. Kermit the Frog. Grew up on the mean Philadelphia Street named Seasame. Taking a job as a local news man, Kermit was often thrown into the mix of urban street violence. It is on these mean streets where he developed his knife skills and his rivalry with local drug kingpin, Elmo, began. Kermit … Elmo … their turf wars have ripped the neighborhood apart 1, 2, 3, 4 times (ah ah ah).

  2. Rana Rene for the win! Why? First he has a girlfriend and second I can see a TV show or movie with him without wanting to tear my eyes out and eat them, unlike anything with Elmo.

  3. I say Kermit gets the edge here.

    Even with his high frequency sonic weapon, Elmo will never beat the spindly limbs of entanglement Kermit has got going. Also, I suspect Kermit has a real mean persona from all the sexual frustration.

  4. Wow…did we jump the shark already? Speaking of, let’s do The Fonz vs. Dylan from 90210 classic….

    • Same thing with me – it’s showing results with no option to vote, yet I haven’t voted. Not that Kermit needs any more votes to secure the lead (yay!), but it’s odd.

      Oh, and this isn’t a fair fight until you get a Fraggle in here.

  5. Maybe you should do a slightly more balanced poll, like The Count vs. Telly, or Grover vs. Cookie Monster. Or Animal vs. Gonzo. Sweetums vs. Snuffleupagus.

Leave A Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.