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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...


  1. “Drink Milk. I am an Avenger”

    “Stay in School. I am an Avenger”

    “If you have claws, you don’t need to make sense. I am an Avenger.”

    “I shave my head to look like Grant Morrison. I am an Avenger.”

    “Is this annoying yet? I am an Avenger.” ;p

    • Sleek and sexy? Personally i think that 200 lbs of titanium battle armor should look anything but ”sleek and sexy”. But then again i’m biased because i love the way JRJR draw’s characters who are ”powerhouses” (iron man, thor, hulk).

  2. I’m a raging alcoholic control freak. I’m an Avenger
    I’m really 80 years old. I’m an Avenger.
    I’m not the Skrull Queen. I’m an Avenger.
    I sold my marriage to the devil. I’m an Avenger.
    I can be in 50 places at once. I’m an Avenger.
    This hammer isn’t compensating for anything. I’m an Avenger.
    I’m a scientist with multiple personality disorder. I’m an Avenger.

    • “I can be in 50 places at once. I’m an Avenger.”
      If this meant Jamie Madrox as an Avenger, I think I would kinda enjoy that. Him, Spidey & Cage would _never_ stop snarking at one another..

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