Even big hairy Muppets get more girls than you do…
On the plus side, all those girls are probably the age of your mom now, so you’ve got that going for you. That’s right people – Sweetums: MILF Hunter.
Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.
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I’m pretty sure this is a publicity still from the original Muppet Movie where Sweetus is trying to catch up with the gang and makes a mess of the beach.
I want more of this kind of thing in my Major Spoilers. Seriously. I’m SUCH a mark for the Muppets that I was even planning to watch “Extreme Home Renovation Reality Show” (or whatever it’s called) on ABC the weekend they said the Muppets were involved. I have no interest in reality tv OR home renovation, but I _LOVES_ me some Muppets. I hope Henson’s resting well, since he deserves it for all his muppet-brilliance. :)
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Wha?!? *splutter* What?!!!
This *is* my mom!!
… This really explains why I have tusks and a nose that hangs over my bottom lip.
It was about time we filled you in. It has been very hard to keep it from you.
why is any of this happening?
Preview for an upcoming Boom! Muppet’s mini-series? Sign me up.
Standing 2nd from the right, I didn’t know Maggie Gyllenhaal could time travel…
I’m pretty sure this is a publicity still from the original Muppet Movie where Sweetus is trying to catch up with the gang and makes a mess of the beach.
I want more of this kind of thing in my Major Spoilers. Seriously. I’m SUCH a mark for the Muppets that I was even planning to watch “Extreme Home Renovation Reality Show” (or whatever it’s called) on ABC the weekend they said the Muppets were involved. I have no interest in reality tv OR home renovation, but I _LOVES_ me some Muppets. I hope Henson’s resting well, since he deserves it for all his muppet-brilliance. :)