Before you fall over from a heart attack, Traci Lords isn’t playing Deja Thoris in the upcoming Andrew Stanton-Michael Chabon John Carter of Mars movie, but rather the cheap “got it out first” Princess of Mars movie from Asylum.

Don’t believe me?  Here’s the trailer to prove it!

While there’s absolutely no acting or story revealed in the trailer, I will give the company credit for some better than average effects shots, because everyone knows it’s the effects that sell a movie. The movie has a planned release of December 29, 2009.

If you can’t wait for the release, take the jump for a gallery of super-sized images from the movie.

via The Asylum

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Stephen Schleicher

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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.

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