Before you fall over from a heart attack, Traci Lords isn’t playing Deja Thoris in the upcoming Andrew Stanton-Michael Chabon John Carter of Mars movie, but rather the cheap “got it out first” Princess of Mars movie from Asylum.
Don’t believe me?Â Here’s the trailer to prove it!
While there’s absolutely no acting or story revealed in the trailer, I will give the company credit for some better than average effects shots, because everyone knows it’s the effects that sell a movie. The movie has a planned release of December 29, 2009.
If you can’t wait for the release, take the jump for a gallery of super-sized images from the movie.