If J. Jonah Jameson had that to run as a headline, I’m sure it would be in 120 point all-caps that takes up the top half of the Daily Bugle front page.  He might even go on the evening news to proclaim his hatred for the wall crawler.

A pizza restaurant in Tacoma was robbed on Monday night.  That’s probably the norm for many a Papa Murphy’s across the country, but this time the robber decided to wear a Spider-Man ski-mask as he made off with the cash.

The bandit robbed the employees, then fled. No one was hurt.A police dog searched for the robber but did not find him.

Well duh, he was dressed as Spider-Man.  He probably used his fantastic wall crawling powers to scale the building out of dog sniffing range.

via The News Tribune


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