Those Funny or Die folk are pretty good at whipping up the funny, and they must have some deep pockets to get the celebs on board for this G.I. Joe video.


Laz Alonso as Doc
Alexis Bledel as Lady Jaye
Billy Crudup as Zartan
Zach Galifiankais as Snow Job
Tony Hale as Dr. Mindbender
Vinnie Jones as Destro
Joey Kern as Tomax
Joey Kern as Xamot
Chuck Liddell as Gung Ho
Julianne Moore as Scarlett
Henry Rollins as Duke
Alan Tudyk as Shipwreck
Olivia Wilde as The Baroness
Sgt. Slaughter as Himself
Also featuring Jamin Fite as Cobra Commander
Frankie Kang as Storm Shadow
Geoff Mann as Buzzer
Andreas Owald as Snake Eyes
Daniel Strange as Torch
Kevin Umbricht as Ripper


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  1. Using the matured Julianne Moore as the actress lamenting about her aging versus the youthful and alluring Alexis Bledel as Lady Jane was good casting.

    Storm Shadow having to take out the Cobra trash…heh heh…

  2. Oh….. Just… OH WOW…. I normally avoid the sing-alongs, and especially “parodies” cuz they don’t work unless you know the source material intimately…. and.. Well.. I saw Henry Rollins’ name and had to click. HOLY BALD-HEADED BUDDHA am I ever glad I did. The clarinets alone were reason enough, but Cobra Commander’s 70’s boogie fetish was almost as entertaining. :D

  3. That was great. I’m taking that this is also a parody of the “More Than Words” video…

    Buster Bluth as Dr. Mindbender is classic.

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