Wedding bells are ringing for a romantic couple in Spider-Man #600.  At least, that’s what it looks like in the publicity piece from Marvel.  Watson and Parker?  What do the Major Spoiler Legion think of this?

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #600 (MAY090484)
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #600 ROMITA VARIANT (MAY090485)
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #600 QUESADA VARIANT (MAY090486)
Written by DAN SLOTT, STAN LEE & THE REST OF SPIDEY’S WEB-HEADS
Pencils by JOHN ROMITA JR., MARCOS MARTIN, MARIO ALBERTI & MORE!
50/50 Wraparound Cover by JOHN ROMITA JR.
50/50 Cover by ALEX ROSS
Variant Cover by JOHN ROMITA SR.
Wraparound Variant Cover by JOE QUESADA

This is a $4.99 issue that arrives July 15, 2009.

And that 888 number is the number for the Comic Book Store Locator.

via Marvel

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15 Comments

  1. Brian McQueary
    June 4, 2009 at 12:04 pm — Reply

    Easy. It’s May Parker and John Jonah Jameson.

  2. June 4, 2009 at 12:08 pm — Reply

    that’s my guess too. That or Peter is hooking up with Jenna Jameson. However, if that were the wording, it wouldn’t follow proper etiquette. Wedding invitations should always be

    Mr. and Mrs. Michael Everett
    request the honor of
    Mr. and Mrs. David Bonner’s
    presence the marriage of their daughter
    Mary Joanne
    to
    Mr. Sean Patrick O’Shea
    Saturday, the second of July
    at noon
    Queen Anne’s Presbyterian Church

    But if it is JJ, it wouldn’t surprise me if he wasn’t following proper protocol.

  3. Brian McQueary
    June 4, 2009 at 12:24 pm — Reply

    Or it could be Flash and Peter. Isn’t New York working on a Gay Marriage Bill?

  4. hermit
    June 4, 2009 at 1:09 pm — Reply

    May and JJJ? you guys are sick in the mind.

    seriously, are they really seeing each other??

  5. Brother129
    June 4, 2009 at 1:14 pm — Reply

    JJJ’s dad is seeing May. One could easily imagine that the names are Mary Jane Watson and Peter Parker. Don’t ask me why I know this, but isn’t the woman’s name supposed go above the guy on the wedding invitation??? Of course that wouldn’t make any sense. But I’m in the mood for a good old-swerve every now and again.

  6. June 4, 2009 at 1:29 pm — Reply

    Yeeeeaaah. This is totally a swerve. Still, it’s an interesting bit, setting Pete and JJJ up to be cousins…

  7. Lifeisaglitch
    June 4, 2009 at 1:32 pm — Reply

    @hermit

    ..wrong JJJ…Its his dad.

  8. hermit
    June 4, 2009 at 1:38 pm — Reply

    yeah, the woman’s name is supposed to be first on the invite. so, it’s MJW or jenna jameson.

    i vote JJ

  9. Salieri
    June 4, 2009 at 2:35 pm — Reply

    Oh, and of course Doc Ock will break up the ceremony, JJJ sr. will be killed, JJJ jr. will have another reason to hate Spidey and Spidey will have the blood of a third love interest of May’s (After Ben Guiltgasm & Mister Forgettable Wheelchair) on his hands.

    It occurs to me that with Ben, Wheelchair Person, Doc Ock, Vulture, JJJ sr…May Parker has probably had more sexual partners than Peter Parker during the entire time he’s been Spider-Man.

  10. ~wyntermute~
    June 4, 2009 at 3:02 pm — Reply

    Yeah, even _I_ see through this one…. Anybody who’s been reading will “get it”, and they hope to hook in the few people who might be silly enough to think this is an undoing of “Brand New Divorce”. It _IS_ kinda scary that Aunt May gets to bump more ugly than her supposedly Spectacular-Spider-Nephew… But, like, I guess even the old peoples likes the sexxxings.

  11. steviecool
    June 4, 2009 at 3:32 pm — Reply

    Salieri and I both drink from the same fountain of Obvious Plotline Thoeries. That’s my guess, too.

  12. Salieri
    June 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm — Reply

    “Spider-Man: Those Plotlines Not Stolen From Previous Issues Will Vary In Predictability”.

  13. Hitman Sam
    June 4, 2009 at 8:08 pm — Reply

    Eeeww, old people. Gross.

  14. logan
    June 5, 2009 at 4:32 am — Reply

    jj jameSON and May Really Parker…orribible idea, i want back old stories!!!! f### OMD!

  15. MaximusRift
    June 5, 2009 at 9:09 am — Reply

    Um… Is this going to be undone with a Mephisto deal too?

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