Superman and Spider-Man have each had their share of love interests over the years, but two have captured their hearts.  This week, we toss Lois Lane and Mary Jane Watson into the ring and have them fight for the love and affection of their big beaus.  Of course this would be pre-One More Day for Mary Jane and pre-New Krypton for Lois, but you get the idea…


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  1. Adam
    May 12, 2009 at 1:43 pm — Reply

    This is ridiculous! Yes, MJ is hotter and younger, but this is a cat fight. Lois is an army girl, she’d mop the floor with MJ’s luxurious, silky red hair.

  2. dmc
    May 12, 2009 at 1:47 pm — Reply

    good point Adam

    goes to show how little people know bout them. Either that or they’re just voting for the hottest

  3. Eric
    May 12, 2009 at 1:53 pm — Reply

    Yeah, MJ is younger and hotter, but as a girlfriend/wife? She was willing to leave her husband for a stupid reason. Yeah, I know, pre-OMD. But I don’t care. For that reason alone, I can’t support MJ. Besides, Lois was pretty hilarious back in the Golden and Silver Age whenever Superman was messing with her poor female mind.

  4. MaximusRift
    May 12, 2009 at 1:55 pm — Reply

    Pre-OMD MJ was trained a little by Steve Rodgers. This was shown in The Other arc where she beat the crap out of an ordinary stalker. Also she’s a New York City girl. That fact alone should be enough to show she can beat Lois. ;)

  5. Ricco
    May 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm — Reply

    @Stephen: if you wanted a fair fight you might have wanted to choose a better pic for Lois, just saying…

    I actually dislike both of these women, MJ is usually bitching and moaning about every choice Peter makes, while dating every other guy friend/enemy Peter has, and Lois Lame there, who believes herself a reporter, never figured out that Clark Kent is Superman with glasses.

    In a straight forward fight Lois, in looks MJ, but Lois wins in my opinion simply because she is far less annoying then MJ

  6. hermit
    May 12, 2009 at 2:08 pm — Reply

    i chose MJ because she is hotter, but to be honest, i really don’t care either way.

  7. russ
    May 12, 2009 at 2:19 pm — Reply

    Lois Lane, no contest.
    She’s tough, an army brat and has faced numerous villains over the years.
    Even pre-superman she was an investigative reporter, racing into dangerous situations for a story.
    She’d kick MJ’s ass.

  8. mosdef
    May 12, 2009 at 2:34 pm — Reply

    MJ cause Lois Lane sucks and she doesnt really have to fight. Her man is superman, hes always there. She has some kinda danger ring that she presses and WHAM, Super Man there to save the day. Plus MJ is hotter so Mj FTW. and i agreewith with Ricco a better Lois pic is necessary.

  9. Kirby
    May 12, 2009 at 2:40 pm — Reply

    Lois, I prefer burnetts. Plus army brat, etc. Think MJ would be too high strung to deal with.

  10. Lifeisaglitch
    May 12, 2009 at 2:56 pm — Reply

    Redheads from NY have a tendency to be crazy awesome in fights, i mean just look at Rorschach.
    I know who I’m voting for.

  11. Hitman Sam
    May 12, 2009 at 2:59 pm — Reply

    As long as there’s a baby pool filled with mud (or possibly Jell-O) involved, I don’t care who wins.

  12. duckface
    May 12, 2009 at 3:02 pm — Reply

    Way to use the most unflattering picture of Lois EVER

  13. Ricco
    May 12, 2009 at 3:19 pm — Reply

    Quick question: has there been any story lines were either one has been more then a way for the authors to put the heroes in “normal” couple situations? Sure they hit the bad guy over the head with whatever’s handy just long enough to distract him so her boyfriend can win, or throw that piece of kriptonyte out of harms way, but have they been anything other then talking, walking (danger seeking in the case of Lois) Achilles Hill for their boyfriends?

    Comic books’ definition of the super-hero girlfriend: “the thing that makes any hero weak”. Forget Kryptonite, Lois is Supes fatal weakness…

  14. May 12, 2009 at 3:43 pm — Reply

    Mary Jane is a former stripper from Queens. Army chick or no army chick, this fight is not as imbalanced as one might think…

  15. Stus
    May 12, 2009 at 4:03 pm — Reply

    I’m sorry to lower the level of the discussion, but that illustration doesn’t make it look like the ladies are getting ready to FIGHT, but rather another interpersonal interaction…

  16. MaximusRift
    May 12, 2009 at 6:27 pm — Reply

    Matthew Peterson: Why does that make me smile?

    Ricco: Is there any normal girlfriend/wife you actually like? Cause you make it seem like there are some normal GF/wives that you don’t hate. Just curious.

  17. May 12, 2009 at 6:29 pm — Reply

    Maximus: I suspect it’s your Y Chromosome in action…

    As for Lois’s pic, Stephen didn’t want anyone thinking we’re favoring one company over another. :D

  18. May 12, 2009 at 7:38 pm — Reply

    Hubba hubba zoot zoot!

  19. Ricco
    May 12, 2009 at 8:40 pm — Reply

    @MaximusRift: Sue Dibny, Joan (Jay’s wife), William (human boyfriend to Kelda the Asgardian), Pepper Potts, Alana patel (the Plutonian’s girl), Madeline Warner (Dynamo 5), Sharon Carter…

    All good non powered girlfriends/wives to heroes/supers.

  20. nu
    May 12, 2009 at 8:51 pm — Reply

    MJ is by far hotter, but Lois would spank her. Is that a bad thing?

  21. Ricco
    May 12, 2009 at 8:53 pm — Reply

    I just realised that may have come out wrong, those are all wives/girlfriends/boyfriends that have good storylines attached to them or are simply indering/lovable.

  22. Mark
    May 13, 2009 at 2:25 am — Reply

    I doesn’t help when you put up a semi-realistic picture of MJ and the Bruce Timm version of Lois Lane…

  23. Jacin B
    May 13, 2009 at 9:08 am — Reply

    I haven’t read New Krypton (yet). What happened to Lois … ?

  24. Brother129
    May 13, 2009 at 11:32 am — Reply

    My Marvel bias aside, MJ always secretly loved the nerd Peter Parker the full while knowing his secret identity. (If that’s still in continuity…). Lois Lane dissed Clark for YEARS.

  25. May 13, 2009 at 12:01 pm — Reply

    Adam Hughes vs Bruce Timm? Hmmmm.

    Come on Stephen.

  26. Ocram
    May 13, 2009 at 12:25 pm — Reply

    Lois Lane RULES!!!!She’s an army brat,she also got the looks of a supermodel,she can signal BOTH Superman AND the Justice League when needed,has a good job,even Lex Luthor,Bruce Wayne AND Mr.Myzxptl respect her,her evil anti matter twin got the same powers as Supergirl.There no way MJ can match that,except in the cooking department.When it come to cooking,Lois sucks big time.

  27. May 13, 2009 at 5:51 pm — Reply

    Red Heads are too emotional and sloppy, Brunettes fight smart and a little dirty. Besides Lois Lane doesn’t have a statue of her doing Superman’s dirty laundry in a bucket.

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