DC Comics has guaranteed that Final Crisis: Aftermath will feature one shocking moment in every issues.

Here’s the image that the company released on The Source website.

(yes, you can click for larger image...because we know you want to see more hairy naked fat guy ass)

(yes, you can click for larger image...because we know you want to see more hairy naked fat guy ass)

Let’s see

  • Fat guy in spandex
  • Fat hairy naked ass
  • Plastic woman

Nothing too shocking there, sounds like the stuff you see at a comic book convention.  Let’s hope the rest of the issue has something truly shocking – like a cover price lower than $4.99.

via The Source


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  1. ~wyntermute~ on

    They always said Wonder Woman was perfect, so I don’t know _why_ I didn’t presume she’d be that flexible. Man, did _my_ imagination just go crazy-go-nuts….

  2. Nobody cares about any of these minis…Does DD have a clue? Are they selling at all? The stuff coming out of Marvel these days blows DC away and Im a 20+ year DC fan.

  3. Naked Dan Didio? Check.

    Wonder Woman homage to OMAC? Check.

    Boozy Retired Sun sighting? Check.

    Desire to buy any of these books based on characters I don’t care about spinning (wildly) out of a mini that’s one of the most reviled events in the last half-decade? Ummm… no.

  4. I’m pretty sure the only shocking thing these books will actually deliver is the fact that they were greenlighted at all despite the overwhelming hate for FC proper (yeah, I know, it’s the sales that count). I’ll definitely stay far away from these.

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