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Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.

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  1. Matt
    April 19, 2009 at 7:04 pm — Reply

    Does anyone else think this is a little too soon? Does anyone even read Skaar? or more importantly I can’t wait to see how Loeb totally ignores this, because hes Loeb.

  2. downbylaw
    April 19, 2009 at 7:19 pm — Reply

    The cover looks like “deadpool” from “Wolverine Orgins” blech!

  3. ~wyntermute~
    April 19, 2009 at 10:33 pm — Reply

    Ooh OOH!! “What did he leave behind?” HIS BLANKIE~!!!! I WIN!

  4. Salieri
    April 20, 2009 at 12:55 am — Reply

    “Children, now what did Skaar do?”

    “He took away our thinth by thtranding Bruthe Willith onna nasteroid!”

    “Very good. Now take out your pens and let’s draw a picture of him decapitating people.”

    “Can I draw my sodomy picture again, Miss Strudelclack?”


  5. Hitman Sam
    April 20, 2009 at 9:09 am — Reply

    So Skaar has a boyfriend…?

  6. ykw
    April 20, 2009 at 11:55 am — Reply

    If Skaar is still coming, I know what he left behind.

    And someone needs to make him clean it up. (He can’t miss it; it’s glowing green. Ew.)

  7. Brent
    April 20, 2009 at 5:10 pm — Reply

    @ykw and Hitman Sam:

    Asteroid Dude looks like he’s wiping off his mouth, i.e. nothing left to clean up. Double Ew.

  8. Kurt Fenreer
    April 21, 2009 at 1:05 am — Reply

    He took Gollum’s Precioussss?

  9. ~wyntermute~
    April 21, 2009 at 2:06 pm — Reply

    This is way more fun than the story will actually be, isn’t it?

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