1. April 17, 2009 at 10:44 am — Reply

    Skaar has secrets?

  2. April 17, 2009 at 10:50 am — Reply


  3. Hitman Sam
    April 17, 2009 at 11:45 am — Reply

    I am interested in this less and less after each one of these press releases.

    So… what, is he a “Reverse Hulk” or something? He turns into a skinny, hockey- haired rugrat when he passes gas, ’cause that’s the way it looks to me.

  4. Salieri
    April 17, 2009 at 11:49 am — Reply

    “As you can see, Jennifer, the Hulk-like monster has recognised his tribe’s traditional kinky tattoos and is about to launch a violent surprise sodomy on that hormone-charged young man.”

    “Don’t you…you know…want to to stop him?”

    “I would, but It’d be terrible for his civilisation.”

    (Pause. Young Boy Grunts.)

    “Sue found the videotapes, didn’t she.”

    “That was just scientific analysis! How am I supposed to rate her performance when she keeps going see-thru?”

  5. Gaumer
    April 17, 2009 at 12:19 pm — Reply

    Will someone please send him a google maps link or something?

    It doesnt take this long to get ANYWHERE so he must be lossed.

    Street View FTW Skaar

  6. ~wyntermute~
    April 17, 2009 at 1:47 pm — Reply

    Skaar doesn’t have his spaceship operator’s Learning Permit yet, which is why it is taking him this long to get her… Have _YOU_ ever travelled light-years on a tricked-out BMX?

  7. Rowan
    April 17, 2009 at 3:27 pm — Reply

    Soo he is 9 ? and Is half alien half hulk all angst ?

  8. downbylaw
    April 17, 2009 at 5:33 pm — Reply

    wow…i really couldnt care at all about skaar

  9. Randallw
    April 17, 2009 at 8:42 pm — Reply

    By the power of Greyskull!

  10. Jim
    April 18, 2009 at 9:13 pm — Reply

    Skaar sure likes furry boots

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