Or – “Where It All Gets Weird… Well, Weirder Anyway.”

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Neopolis is not the place to go if you’re easily confused, frightened by change, or in any way uncomfortable with the new and different.  For the officers of Neopolis P.D., each day is a new trial, with witches and werewolves, cyborgs and super-people, gawds and telepaths walking the streets…  So far, the officers of Top 10 have had to deal with new rules and regulations and a whole new brand of ugly on the streets as mysterious wizards are giving young kids magic words to turn them super.  The question is, how can a cop protect the innocent when his hands are bound with red tape?

T102.jpgPreviously, on Top 10 – Season Two:  The 10th Precinct is home to many unusual law enforcment officers:  Captain Steve Traynor, Codename: Jetlad.  Officer Dwayne Bodine, Codename: Dust Devil.  Officer Peter Cheney, Codename: Shock-Headed Peter.  Sergeant Kemlo Caesar, Codename: Hyperdog.  Lieutenant Cathy Colby, Codename: Peregrine.  Detective John Corbeau, Codename: King Peacock.  Sergeant Jackie Kowalski, Codename: Jack Phantom.  Sergeant Hector Lopez, Codename: Monsoon.  Officer Robyn Slinger, Codename: Toybox.  Officer Jenny McCambridge, Codename: Multi-Woman.  SWAT Team Leader Bill Bailey, Codename: Wolf Spider.  Detective Wanda Jackson, Cocename: Synaesthasia.  Officer Irma Wornow, Codename: Irma Geddon.  Office Joe Pi, Codename: Joe Pi.  Fighting crime…  IN A FUTURE TIME!  Dah daaah duhduh da DAAA DA DUM!!!

As we open our festivities this time around, we find Dust Devil waiting for his (extremely late) partner to show up for work, only to find his partner seriously hung over, barely functional, surrounded by empties…  Of course, since he mainlines electricity, the empties consist of dozens of dead batteries.  By the time they get to the morning briefing, it seems that all hell has broken loose, with officers missing, support staff resigning, and some sort of riot in the home dimension of the new comissioner.  Dust Devil takes one for the team, lying to the Sarge that it was HE who got plastered and was hung over, trying to save his partner’s job.  Irma Geddon goes to see the staff psychologist, who has an interesting bit of advice for her:  “Life sucks.  It sucks because you want everything to last, and it never does.  And the one thing that would make you a lot happier about this worldis if you just stopped caring.”  Heh…

Shock-Headed Peter successfully makes time with new officer Girl One, but before she fully succumbs to his “charms,” several prisoners break free (thanks to the little wizard giving them power words to blow out of prison.)  In an awesome moment, it’s Irma who saves the day, blasting the criminals with a giant gun she busted out of impound (totally against the new commissioner’s regulations.)  The super-criminals are quickly taken into custody, but Peter has been struck by some residual magical energy, and flips out, melting fellow Officer Joe Pi in a fit of rage, while lashing out at another cop.  Shock-Headed Peter is drummed off the force, blaming everyone but himself for what has happened, leaving his badge and gun in a melted mess on the Captain’s desk as we bring this series to a close.

The real charm of the original Top 10 series (not “Beyond The Farthest Precinct,” which frankly lacked in all aspects but art) was delivered by the in-jokes.  A visit to a hospital could easily result in cameos by Doctor Who, Doctor Smith, and Doctor Doom, while a visit to the robotic ghetto would almost certainly be filled with Robbie the Robot and other cameos.  This series, by original Top 10 artists Gene Ha and Xander Cannon, brings those visual cues back, and their plotting, while not as byzantine as Alan Moore’s, is still well-handled.  I was confused by this particular series, in that I would have sworn it was solicited as a 5 issue series, and the closing didn’t really resolve a lot of the plot points that the series opened.  A quick check of Wildstorm’s publishing schedule shows a Top 10 special in the works, so hopefully more is to come…  Either way, this issue almost captures the complete awesome that was the original series, and Top 10 – Season 2 #4 ranks an impressive 3 out of 5 stars overall.

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Matthew Peterson

Matthew Peterson

Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture!

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3 Comments

  1. Randallw
    March 22, 2009 at 11:30 pm — Reply

    I liked the original Top Ten and was excited when I saw the latest version at the shop. I took a look inside and was dissapointed, looked at the cover again and saw Alan Moore has got nothing to do with it, then put it back.

    Getting Shock Headed Pete kicked off the force seems like somone got their hands on the property and changed it to how they wanted it. Sure Pete was a jerk in the originals but he was a proper officer, nevermind he dislikes clinkers. Obviously the writer didn’t like Moore’s writing and as soon as they got control him kicked Pete out, making him an addict in the bargain as an excuse. Unless I missed something there was no sign in the originals Pete was an addict. He generates his own elctricity, why does he need to ‘huff’ batteries?

    I have to agree with the psychiatrist though. Life’s much easier if you just stop caring. Is he really giving advice, or diagnosing her problem?

  2. Salieri
    March 23, 2009 at 5:39 am — Reply

    While not without some small measure of merit, the new Top 10 lacks the charm and depth of the previous ‘Season’, left in the wake of Alan Moore; this is probably in part due to Cannon & Ha attempting to differentiate themselves and try to do their own particular interpretation, writing-wise.

    I don’t find myself comfortable with the numerous changes squeezed into a four-issue series – e.g., the new Uniforms, the too-sudden introduction of Girl One’s replacement, Girl Two, and the radical change in character motivation – while under Moore, Officer Peregrine seemed to be growing closer to her gay partner, Jackie Phantom, due to her doubts about her faith, life & death etc.; now, that dilemma has been changed into dissatisfaction at her husband’s sexual fetishes.

    In fact, I’m happy to just presume the series ended at the same time as Moore’s involvement with it – i.e., the final issue of “Smax” – and let my imagination fill in the rest.

    On another note, interesting that you mentioned the Hospital – the other day, re-reading a hospital scene, I noticed an appearance of pastiches of Doctors Who, Fu Manchu, Manhattan, Doolittle (Harrison) & Doolittle (Murphy)…as well as, obscured by a screen in the same scene as Doctor Fate and Strange, the Abominable Doctor Phibes. Rather odd, obscure choice for a cameo, don’t you think?

  3. March 23, 2009 at 8:53 pm — Reply

    I disagree on Shock-Headed Peter. He was always written as a lout in my mind, and this doesn’t feel at all like a “Disliked the character” situation, but more like a “here’s where that behavior could lead him” thought process.

    As for Doctor Phibes being obscure… Have you read League of Extraodinary Gentlemen lately? :)

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