I picked up the second wave of DC’s New Gods action figures based on the designs of Jack Kirby, and as the Superman figure sat upon my shelf staring down at me with much contempt, it suddenly struck me how much Kal-El looks like Adam Carolla.


Imagine Carolla donning the blue and red tights, arriving to fight Lex Luthor, and the first thing out of his mouth is “Let’s get it on!”

Yeah, you’re probably right, I should stop shotgunning cases of Full Throttle at 3:00 AM.

via The Strange Thoughts Inside Stephen’s Head

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Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.

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  1. March 19, 2009 at 4:46 pm — Reply

    Huh. I could kind of see Adam Corrolla working in a sort of 1940’s, serial kind of way. Not bad.

  2. Lifeisaglitch
    March 19, 2009 at 6:22 pm — Reply

    Kimmel Bizarro…nuff said.

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