Never wanting to make a Presidential endorsement, President Obama sidestepped a recent grade schooler’s questioning on his favorite superhero.

Man, that’s gotta cheese Marvel’s EIC Joe Quesada off. I can just imagine the reaction to the news in the office of the House of Ideas…

An exhausted intern rushes into the palacial office of Joe Quesada quite out of breath.

Intern: (out of breath)
News from the front, sire!

Joe Q: (views the video clip, then becomes quite enraged)
He likes Batman too!? We’ve got the guy on the cover of Amazing Spider-Man, the issue reprints five times, and he likes Batman equally? How many covers of Batman did Obama appear on? None I tells, ya! None!

Star wipe to BLACK.

Ah good times.


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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...


  1. There was an article in the Onion last week where he kept on making Conan references and was upset because no one could understand him. Probably because of Spider-man, they made him a hardcore Marvel fan. The best line:
    “…when Obama asked him what he knew about 1984’s Secret Wars. Gates then handed a visibly confused Obama 1,400 classified pages on covert CIA operations in El Salvador”.

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