Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers...
If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now...
Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture!
And a nice red uniform.
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Gotta love it.
Maybe Sarah Palin next.
“Y’know, I can see Wakanda from my front porch.”
LOL
Matthew rox
I’d like to see Angelina Jolie. Then I’d buy that book. She’s in Africa a lot anyways right?
OMG that was great she has my vote.
I still say it will be the golden girls taking turns at being the new Black Panther.
And then there’s Maude!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NglGyn8yE20
If bendis is writing the book then maude would be a great swerve. But I am hoping for jolie also
“Oh shut up, Rose!”
FINALLY! A idea from the House of Ideas that I can get behind!
Brilliant ! :D
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you! it made my friday that much better!
Well Deadpool will be pleased.
That is as sexy a picture as any of the naked ones of her I keep in that special box under the bed.