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Matthew Peterson

Matthew Peterson

Once upon a time, there was a young nerd from the Midwest, who loved Matter-Eater Lad and the McKenzie Brothers... If pop culture were a maze, Matthew would be the Minotaur at its center. Were it a mall, he'd be the Food Court. Were it a parking lot, he’d be the distant Cart Corral where the weird kids gather to smoke, but that’s not important right now... Matthew enjoys body surfing (so long as the bodies are fresh), writing in the third person, and dark-eyed women. Amongst his weaponry are such diverse elements as: Fear! Surprise! Ruthless efficiency! An almost fanatical devotion to pop culture!

And a nice red uniform.

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  1. January 1, 2009 at 11:40 am — Reply

    Gotta love it.
    Maybe Sarah Palin next.
    “Y’know, I can see Wakanda from my front porch.”

  2. Gaumer
    January 1, 2009 at 12:59 pm — Reply


    Matthew rox

    I’d like to see Angelina Jolie. Then I’d buy that book. She’s in Africa a lot anyways right?

  3. January 1, 2009 at 1:32 pm — Reply

    OMG that was great she has my vote.

  4. Lifeisaglitch
    January 1, 2009 at 2:42 pm — Reply

    I still say it will be the golden girls taking turns at being the new Black Panther.

  5. mugsgame
    January 1, 2009 at 4:28 pm — Reply

    And then there’s Maude!!!!

  6. mugsgame
    January 1, 2009 at 4:38 pm — Reply
  7. ed
    January 1, 2009 at 8:29 pm — Reply

    If bendis is writing the book then maude would be a great swerve. But I am hoping for jolie also

  8. January 2, 2009 at 9:04 am — Reply

    “Oh shut up, Rose!”

  9. David
    January 2, 2009 at 12:11 pm — Reply

    FINALLY! A idea from the House of Ideas that I can get behind!

  10. cleome45
    January 2, 2009 at 1:50 pm — Reply

    Brilliant ! :D

  11. Frankie
    January 2, 2009 at 3:52 pm — Reply

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you! it made my friday that much better!

  12. Randallw
    January 2, 2009 at 9:21 pm — Reply

    Well Deadpool will be pleased.

  13. Slappy
    January 3, 2009 at 9:34 am — Reply

    That is as sexy a picture as any of the naked ones of her I keep in that special box under the bed.

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