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New York City, November 5, 2008— The Daily Bugle is reporting that, despite winning the popular vote, Stephen Colbert did not win the United States Presidency in the Marvel Universe, with Democratic nominee Barack Obama triumphing.

When questioned by the media regarding the confusion, Marvel Comics EiC Joe Quesada said, “We completely forgot the Marvel Universe reflects what happens in the real world…Ooops, our bad.”

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2 Comments

  1. Gaumer
    November 5, 2008 at 5:36 pm — Reply

    i think the displaced citizens of New York City have been denied their full right to vote.

    it wasnt Colbert that destroyed the city 3 times in three events

    and i think Jamie Madrox may have been leaning towards Obama. That FUBARs everything :)

  2. Maximus Rift
    November 5, 2008 at 8:14 pm — Reply

    Marvel reflects what happens in the real world?

    *looks at the current state of 616*

    You’re kidding, right? Are you implying that when Dark Reign is over we’re going to ‘status-quo’? Or maybe this is a case of ‘reality as you see it’?

    My guess is that Colbert would have kept his presidency if McCain had won.

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