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In a case of a card game gone wrong, three drunks walked into Access Comics in Bellingham, WA, caused a ruckus during a Magic: The Gathering game, and were asked to leave. Drunks being drunks, the trio returned shortly after and played Pressed Ham against the store window.  The drunks pressed their butt-cheeks just a little too hard, breaking the store front window at which point two gamers (age 19 and 42) chased the drunks down and beat their heads in with a baseball bat.  One of the victims has a broken orbital bone, and another has a skull fracture.  There’s no word if the baseball bat gave +2 Dumbass to the wielders.

via KING 5 News

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Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.

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2 Comments

  1. Jeff C
    October 28, 2008 at 9:55 pm — Reply

    Jeez, someone takes their roleplaying games a little too seriously, don’t you think?

  2. James
    November 1, 2008 at 8:42 am — Reply

    Magic isn’t role playing. Why I oughta bash your skull.

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