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Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.

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  1. September 2, 2008 at 1:38 am — Reply

    is that even a fair question? one doesn’t know anything about human anatomy (but is a good verbal punching bag) and the other is a educated in numerous physiologies, but won’t do work outside of his job description (“dammit jim, i’m a doctor (insert line here)).

  2. hermit
    September 2, 2008 at 2:28 am — Reply

    i vote zoidberg, because he’s so stupid and clumsy he’ll kill the other guy by falling on him or cutting him with his claws.

  3. Maximus Rift
    September 2, 2008 at 9:02 am — Reply

    Um… This really isn’t really a fight; it’s more of a choice of who do you want to cure you of illness.
    Truthfully, anybody who wants Zoidberg as their HMO needs to have their head examined by Bones.

  4. September 2, 2008 at 9:03 am — Reply

    At first I was really disappointed in the performance of the Star Trek characters in these polls, but then I realized:

    1) You’ve been using original series characters, some of whom have been dead for several years (or, at least, their careers are).

    2) Star Trek runs, if you’re lucky, at 1 AM on CBS subsidiary (read: bitch) channel, The CW.

    3) As a franchise, Star Trek has been unwatchable (Seven of Nine’s hooters notwithstanding) since DS9 went off the air more than a decade ago!

    4) All of Trek’s competition is currently in the public eye, thanks (or maybe no thanks) to Star Wars: Clone Wars, Indiana Jones IV, and the Futurama revival on Comedy Central

    Suddenly, I feel better…

  5. September 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm — Reply


    Bones – A redshirt (yes, one word) dies each episode

    Zoidberg – all the Futurama cast lives

    No contest.

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