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Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher

Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.

You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...

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  1. October 28, 2007 at 10:23 am — Reply

    “Darkseid wishes to order a quarter-pounder with cheese… Knowing, all-knowing, that the cholesterol is not good for his Fourth World metabolism, and that Darkseid’s thighs will pay the price. Perhaps fewer of these would allow Darkseid to stop wearing his strange blue skirt, no longer having to camouflage his thunderous buttocks.”

  2. October 28, 2007 at 12:26 pm — Reply

    Now that is the kind of humor we need on this site!

  3. Mark I.
    October 28, 2007 at 1:35 pm — Reply

    “Darkseid is cunning! Though DeSaad seemed puzzled at his master’s seemingly innocuous plan to stay up all night watching the Food Network, Darkseid’s plot has borne the sweet fruit of victory! Not only shall he make Apokolips tremble with a chocolate pudding cake the likes of which even the Old Gods never imagined, he shall order the Pro-Activ facial solution so that his dry, ravaged grey visage shall be as soft, pink and supple as foolish mortal Jessica Simpson, she of the Barda-esque breasts. Let the universe fear me!”

  4. October 28, 2007 at 9:15 pm — Reply

    Now that is the kind of humor we need on this site!

    Major Spoilers.. Bringing the funny since 1989! (Actually available for perusal since 2005 or so.)

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