I’ve been reading through my copy of Showcase Presents: Legion of Super-Heroes, retelling the tales of the Silver Age of the LoSH. One thing that is really clear – those kids from the future think messing with your head makes for good times.

For example, look at what the ladies really think of Jimmy Olsen

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Geez, it’s no wonder kids have self-image problems, and just goes to prove, never believe a girl from the future is in love with you, no matter the size of her behive.

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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment. You can follow him on Twitter @MajorSpoilers and tell him your darkest secrets...

1 Comment

  1. Matthew Peterson on

    In the future, there’s no war, no poverty, no inequality, no injustice…

    So, they spend their time #&@$ing with each other’s heads mercilessly, like a pack of super-powered Hannibal Lecters.

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