captainburrito.jpgFirst he gets shot in the gut, then Captain America gets arrested with a burrito down his pants.

On Saturday night, when a costume party full of medical professionals stopped at On Tap Cafe, police said Doctor Raymond Adamcik, 54, had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her.

The woman called police and, when they arrived, the officers wrote in their report “there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America’s were asked to go outside for a possible identification.”

The woman pointed out Adamcik and the burrito was found in his boot. He was taken to the police station. There, while in a holding cell, police said, he asked to use the bathroom and tried to flush a joint, also hidden in his blue tights, down the toilet.

“The officer observed him try to flush something into the toilet. He tried to flush it. The officer was able to reach inside and grab part of what he tried to flush,” said Jill Frederiksen, Melbourne Police Department.

I wonder if everyone else at the party were also stuffing Mexican entrees down their pants. Remember kids, burritos are for eating, not sticking down your trousers in an attempt to impress the ladies.  That’s what tube socks are for…not that I would know…

via The Officer

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Stephen Schleicher

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Stephen Schleicher began his career writing for the Digital Media Online community of sites, including Digital Producer and Creative Mac covering all aspects of the digital content creation industry. He then moved on to consumer technology, and began the Coolness Roundup podcast. A writing fool, Stephen has freelanced for Sci-Fi Channel's Technology Blog, and Gizmodo. Still longing for the good ol' days, Stephen launched Major Spoilers in July 2006, because he is a glutton for punishment.

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  1. April 25, 2007 at 7:13 am — Reply

    See what you’ve done, Iron Man?

    DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO OUR SENTINEL OF LIBERTEEEEEEEE???

    As an aside, for a medical doctor, that man was a real piece of Samsonite.

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