Have You Had Your V Today?

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v.jpgPlease to remember
The Fifth of November,
Gunpowder treason and plot;
I see no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

Guy, guy, guy!
Stick him up on high;
Hang him on a lamp post
And leave him there to die.

Ladies and gentlemen you’ll never grow fat,
If you don’t put a penny in the old Guy’s hat.